Those maps that show Alaska down and to the left of the US...

[Mister Obvious]

Doing literally the opposite of what a map is supposed to do.

[Mister Obvious]

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:..._names.svg

I mean let's be real.

[Mister Obvious]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...SX355_.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Amirite though.

[Mister Obvious]

https://geology.com/world/the-united-sta...ca-map.gif

[Mister Obvious]

https://i1.wp.com/ctgeoalliance.org/wp-c...600%2C1002

Just saying.

[somethingelseishere]

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:..._names.svg

I mean let's be real.

If that's the case, then there's probably a LOT of Alaskans and Hawaiians
coming across our southern border too!! 

Quick, Trix, alert them to this!!

[Mister Obvious]

Hawaii is landlocked smack in the middle of Mexico surrounded by what I can only imagine to be some of the most beautiful waters.

[Mister Obvious]

It all makes sense now.

[Guest]

The map guy didn't want to waste a lot of paper drawing half of Canada and the Pacific Ocean just to fit a couple of n00b states in there.

[Mister Obvious]

If you have to go against the whole purpose and function of a map in order to fit more states in there, then those places shouldn't be states.

[Guest]

I mean we should've made Alaska wait until we conquered western Canada first, so all of our shit would be connected at least.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking exactly.