Having sex whilst eating spaghetti...

[Mister Obvious]

This an experience I want...

I declare that I will have this experience at some point in my life.

[Mister Obvious]

Relevance bump.

I want this now more than ever.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't imagine that I'll continue eating the spaghetti for the duration of the sexual intercourse.

I only envision eating the spaghetti for about the first half of coitus.

[Guest]

you eat a lot or you eat slow

[Mister Obvious]

What are you trying to imply, broseph?

Are you a pre-mature ejacumalator?

[Crille]

You like your spaghetti and meatballs nothing wrong with that haha.

Also.

[Crille]

And Trix you have a

[Guest]

Thats just icky. Imagine the poor sad man getting sauce and noodles flung upon his nude body , talk about a boner killer

[Mister Obvious]

I need a man who can fuck through that petty shit.

I need a man who can get nasty.

[Guest]

Sorry lady thats a deal breaker , i could handle brownies or even pita bread but you must confine the main course to the dinner table

[Cream of Caulk]

I once had sex while I was chewing a bite of chicken and rice. It was over before I finished that's why I made sure to stuff my mouth with a bite before my pants got pulled down.

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmmmmmm, God fuck yes.

[Mister Obvious]

Sorry lady thats a deal breaker , i could handle brownies or even pita bread but you must confine the main course to the dinner table

Pussy.

You better be exceptionally good looking.

You young whippersnappers today think it's good enough that you simply aren't 300 lbs. yet.

Well it's not...

You have to demonstrate some gusto my friend... some vivacity.

Life isn't all daisies and dolphins and rainbows.

Sometimes you gotta do dirty shit.

Banging whilst eating a pasta dish is about as vanilla as it gets.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't. Ask. For much.

[Mister Obvious]

For God's sake.

[-52-]

For God's sake.

Corn dogs ( on a stick ) , hot sauce.....vanilla ice cream to cut the tongue burn.   

Just sayin......

[Mister Obvious]

That sounds very American.

[zenba]

bust out the inflatable pool and we can sun-dry your tomatoes. it's not really spaghetti dinner if your face isn't covered in sauce, right?

[Mister Obvious]

This is getting into redneck photoshoot territory right here.

[zenba]

yeah baby

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