“A Crackhead Hatches From His Egg”

[Mister Obvious]

One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.

[Mister Obvious]

0:50 truly priceless.

[Guest]

He must've dropped his rock and crawled in there while he was looking for it.

[Mister Obvious]

My favorite part is when he goes “Well...”

There’s just so much in that tiny statement.

[Guest]

Where do you think he went after he left that place?


I mean, what with the wonderment of being newborn and all, the rest of the day must've been a real adventure, right?

[Mister Obvious]

Dude why the fuck is this shit being recommended to me?

LMAO...

[Guest]

Dude why the fuck is this shit being recommended to me?

Because you follow all of those seedy hobo types!

[Mister Obvious]

So I guess the basic rule of thumb is if you see anybody acting super weird in public, it must be crack.

[Guest]

So I guess the basic rule of thumb is if you see anybody acting super weird in public, it must be crack.

Behavior like that, yes.


If they seem excited and irritable, especially with jerky bird-like head motions and talking fast, it's probably meth. Dilated pupils and dry, pasty skin are another indication.

[Mister Obvious]

This fuckin’ planet though y’all.

[Guest]

I'm tellin' ya, we need to nuke it from orbit.


Make sure you pack all the Fruit Stripe you want first though, because there ain't no going back.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude oh my God LMAO...

[Mister Obvious]

Make sure you pack all the Fruit Stripe you want first though, because there ain't no going back.

ROFLMAOOOOOOO.

[Guest]

Who didn't know the bitch was gonna spill her drink in his lap?





I would've driven off the minute she started climbing through the window.


Hell, as soon as I saw her approaching the vehicle. There's nothing to be gained from talking to them.

[Mister Obvious]

I didn’t watch more than a minute of the video...

I was laughing and all, but it was just too sad.

[Mister Obvious]

Nothing fucking tops the OP video though...

Greatest crackhead video ever.

He broke through the fucking WALL.

LMFAOOO.

Wow.

[Mister Obvious]

Whilst smoking a cigarette.

LMFAOLOL.

[Guest]

You know what's the funniest part of all?


That crackhead videos are even a thing.





Only you, Flo.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey I know I’m an amazing motherfucker, but I can’t take credit for all the crackhead videos!

[Guest]

You can take credit for organizing the movement though!