Apparently "gnomes" that kind of look like Yoda live inside the earth...

[Mister Obvious]

I know where I wanna go on vacation!!!



Inner earth, bitches!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[user35]

Alchemists used to see salamanders frolicking in the fire in the Middle Ages. How come they don't do that shit when I'm watching?

[Mister Obvious]

1.

O.

M.

G.

That avatar.


2. They saw that shit because they were tripping hella fucking ballz on drugs bro. You don't see that shit because you're not a drug addled middle ages loser!!!

[user35]

You don't see that shit because you're not a drug addled middle ages loser!!!

Ummm... actually...

Kidding! I haven't smoked weed in a few weeks.

[Mister Obvious]

Suuure you haven't. Dat pussy look high as fuck...

[user35]

Suuure you haven't. Dat pussy look high as fuck...

Wish I could find a GIF of this.

[Image: https://unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/w...bobble.png]

[Mister Obvious]

“New species under 4ft tall discovered in cave, lived over 60,000 years ago”

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019...pines-cave

[Guest]

She is trying for midget children , then exotic animals and finally a circus on her ranch that she only occasionally travels with as suits her sexual appetite.