I feel like if I had children and they started crying...

[Mister Obvious]

I’d probably just start crying with them, to be honest.

Like look kids, you don’t wanna get mommy started.

[Mister Obvious]

Mommy’ll start sobbing and talking some shit that’ll change your life forever in ways that none of us really need.

[Mister Obvious]

“Mommy, what’s the matrix lattice? Why should I be sad about reincarnation?”

Listen... don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit son.

[zenba]

>reincarnation is bad
>btw i forced you to reincarnate

:X

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly.

[Mister Obvious]

Nah I’d prolly be like “YOU AGREED TO THIS!”

[Mister Obvious]

“In the ethereal realms!!!!!”

[user213]

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