Remember the Shake Weight???

[Mister Obvious]

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0:34 that's my motto in life!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Rrraawwrwrwrrrrwrwwrrr.

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I'd let him fuck me thanks to the accent alone.

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More like how could anybody ever forget the Shake Weight.

[Mister Obvious]

The perfect tool for people who need to build endurance for handjobs.

[Mister Obvious]

I personally really love handjobs.

[Mister Obvious]

Heaven is a place where I never have to suck your dick.

[Mister Obvious]

Paradise.

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Thank you God.

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0:48 LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

[Mister Obvious]

From the comments...

And he never breaks eye contact...

ROFL FUCKING LOOOOOOL.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God man look at his mouth...

0:48 bwahahaha.

This is the greatest fucking workout video (featuring a dude) ever and everyone involved knew it.

I need to fucking watch this full screen. The fuck am I doing not watching this full screen right now.

*makes full screen*

0:56 LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:00 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

1:12 his breathing, ROFLMAOOO, hey listen, I could fap to this.

1:35 dude I would never be able to do this fucking workout, this guy isn't even phased, lookit this shit.

LMFAOROFL this guy is the greatest workout video dude ever.

1:42 LOOK at his EYES after he SAYS that... bwahahahahaha OMG!!!!!! That facial expression BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I wanna know who this fucking guy is, I wanna know his signs.

2:35 AAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT, LOLLLL FUCKING LOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the real though... I think repetitive exercise like this is so depressing.

4:35 if this guy looks like he's had about all the can take of this bullshit... that does NOT bode well for the rest of us. I haven't lifted a finger (okay, I've been lifting my fingers to type this literally the entire time) and I'm ready to say fuck it!!!!!!!!!!

5:56 I know something I'd like to feel all over my upper body...



BOW CHICKA WOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:30 FUCK yeah, let's go get McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark Dick]

I personally really love handjobs.

You seem like the kind of girl who doesn't stop after the guy cums and keeps on wanking his dick off.

[Mister Obvious]

Guuuilllltttyyyy.

[Dark Dick]

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