We love nutritious goat milk, give us more goat milk, and give us kefir too...

[somethingelseishere]

Bwahhahahahahaha!!! That's it!! Damn, how did I think it was an SNL skit??

[Mister Obvious]

The goat sings a song to my heart from far away over the hills...

"Drink my miiiiiiilk..."

"Drink my milllllllk..."

[somethingelseishere]

She got it bad fo' sum Capricorn juice! lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, there's so many layers of symbolism in this shit it ain't even funny.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

Actually it is pretty funny.

Especially the part about mistaking sheep for goats, wow.

[user328]

I dunno man, the idea of drinking sheep milk just seems kinda wrong.

Pecorino Romano cheese is made from sheep's milk. I like it better than Parmesan.

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, I just want to make it clear...

I would never turn down sheep milk.

In all honesty, I will take whatever milk I can get.

I crave it all.

But I want to go a step beyond and have something other than cow milk.

Now that I know about the other types of milk, I am still not that curious about them.

I'm still really attracted to goat milk and I know it's for a reason.

I'm about to take some huge steps toward my goat milk destiny...

I'll let you guys know how it goes!!!

[user328]

Romulus and Remus, founders of the ancient city of Rome, were raised on wolf's milk. Will you be so bold?

[Mister Obvious]

Daaayyyuuuummmm.

See, that's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking that my personality and true being is the reason I require goat milk.

[Mister Obvious]

Goats are assholes and so am I!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh I'm DEFINITELY blood type B!!!!!!!!!!

So I just took the Eldoncard blood type test again, and again it's definitely saying B+...

And I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding to death from my middle finger and I'm about to pass out.

[Mister Obvious]

Undeniable B+ result though for sure.

I was always skeptical of the first one, but now I'm like yeah...

That's definitely the type.

So strange cuz apparently Type B blood originated in the Himalayas and it's a massively Asian blood type.

[Mister Obvious]

If anybody tries the Eldoncard blood type kit, fucking...

Just know, them lancets don't fucking play.

It doesn't hurt AT ALL, but wow.

[GhostDragon]

HAIIIYAAAA you need noo weejio

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty amazing how on point the "blood type personality" stuff is.

I am pretty fascinated.

[Mister Obvious]

Well the bleeding's stopped and my finger's bruised but I think I'm gonna live...

If I were ever to become diabetic, I'd need a good friend to put a bullet between my eyes because there's no way I'm seeing my own blood every day, I'd genuinely rather die.

[Mister Obvious]

Like, I've had a great life mkay. Outies!

[Mister Obvious]

Genuinely so disturbing, OMG.

[somethingelseishere]

And I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding to death from my middle finger and I'm about to pass out.

You can't die of blood loss from your middle finger - that's your fuck you finger.

I don't make the rulez.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' lol!!!!!!!