Marry a southern girl

[Dink Beaver]

This is the road to happy. If only i could find a woman like ricky bobby's wife. 

[Mister Obvious]

0:29 - 0:31 roflrofl.

[Dink Beaver]

Anyway Cal ends up bangin hiss wife

[thorodenson]

Anyway Cal ends up bangin  hiss wife

Southern girls are the best  they'll love you hard and ride you harder  

[Guest]

southern girls. tsss
they talk funny they smell funny
they can eat cactus for all i care

[Guest]

i wish i can fox me a southern girl.. i hear they have pink buttholes and everything

[Guest]

southern girls sound obnoxious and rude like they have cactus up the buttcrackers it stupifies gravity even im shocked we even allow such creatures into the country

[Mister Obvious]

They...

Came from the country.

[Guest]

southernnnn girls are nice
escpecially when they banned you for like 5 years

[Mister Obvious]

Hey bro I'm reformed now, I don't ban at all anymore.

Well...

I ban 99% less than I used to.

[Guest]

why was i talking shit again? you know i would never touch such pathetic mortals let alone associate myself with such godless pathetic creatures