Bacon: The truth is...

[Mister Obvious]

So do you have a lot of smoothies??

Are you one of those super health conscious granola eatin' fuckers??

You're not a hiker are you??

Sandal wearer??

Cut off jean shorts??

[Mister Obvious]

I ain't hatin'...

I love cut off jean shorts.

Don't get me wrong.

[Smoothie Queen]

So do you have a lot of smoothies??

Are you one of those super health conscious granola eatin' fuckers??

You're not a hiker are you??

Sandal wearer??

I wouldn’t say a lot but I wouldn’t turn one down. 

No

No

Sometimes but not like Teva’s or anything.

[Smoothie Queen]

Cut off jean shorts??

Nope.

[Smoothie Queen]

Smoothies are just good. Do you like them MO? Some bacon and smoothie for breakfast.

Unless you get the Monster C kind from the store and drink 3000 worth of vit c in one day.

You will shit your brains out, I wouldn’t recommend doing that.

[Mister Obvious]

Smoothies are delicious... haven't had one in a long time though.

[Guest]

I am super worried about going to emergency rooms and then they have in their hands if you are a match to any of the elite billiinaire organs , its harvest time

[Dink Beaver]

are the baby pigs more  delish ?