The Carol Burnett Show
"Product Placement"

God man, these were the GOOD old days.

0:45 roflroflroflmfaooo.

1:16 look at everything in this weird nasty green color, fuck it's gorgeous.

I don’t like musicals (no matter how short they are) as a general rule.

When the video went off I realized I was smiling and had really enjoyed it.

0:41 WHAT THE FUCK!? 2:17 lmaololololol.
"The Lost Purse"

10:00 whoooaaa, look how fuckable that guy is!!!
"The Jolly Green Thing"

3:25 truth disguised in a comedy show?

Venusians (alien species) invisible/inaudible to human males, perceivable only by female humans?

It reminds me of this subject...

(06-21-2018, 05:14 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

21:20 that backs up the concept that mating with the Nephilim caused a mismatch in size of offspring due to the genetic differences. Basically goes along with the idea that male "aliens" reproduced with female earthlings and were able to successfully mate, resulting in a slightly too big offspring that women sometimes don't survive giving birth to. Paired with that is the theory that female aliens are unable to reproduce with male earthlings because the offspring are too small or the sperm doesn't "take" in general.

(11-07-2018, 12:38 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Long ago I came to the conclusion based on a series of personal events and information received that aliens are attracted to the female human sexual experience, and do indeed have interest in studying it.
That was one of the greatest skits ever BTW. ROFLROFL! THAT PLOT TWIST THOUUUUGHHHH!!!
she makes an excellent queen Elizabeth

"Mrs. Wiggins At Lunch"

1:25 - 2:00 pretty good shit. Sometimes physical comedy is a real miss... but everything I've seen on this show has been amazing.

7:03 roflmfao holy heck man, what an amazing fucking show.
(07-16-2019, 02:22 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Okay man this stuff is hilarious, I can't help it, I gotta post it.

I will admit I haven't seen basically ANY the Carol Burnett show, so all of this is totally new to me and I had no idea it was this funny. But when I was a kid, they aired it on the TVLand channel and I'm pretty sure I always skipped it on purpose. I feel like there's a certain level of maturity it takes to really 'get' this comedy.

I've watched a few of the skits since yesterday, but this was the one that really made me certain I needed a thread about this show.

I'm a huge Columbo fan and I am also very fond of Carol Burnett, just as a person... I have her autograph and everything. I also love Harvey Korman for his work on Blazing Saddles (one of my all time favorite movies) and Tim Conway is really growing on me too although I wasn't familiar with him before I started watching these skits.

One thing about the show is that it appears difficult to nail down what season/year these skits were featured. I like to do my best to get these details as accurate as possible, so for the sake of avoiding sharing inaccurate info, I'll simply write the name of the skit.


4:39 it's stuff like this that is so simple and random yet somehow it really is absolutely freakin' hilarious. I love that they weren't crude or vulgar and that there is so much effort put into these skits. It's so classic and high above most of the shit on TV/movies now.

5:31 LMFAO @ Harvey Korman laughing.

10:06 ROFL that look and the music... LMAO. It's the little things.

LOL! @ 2:09! She's funny. I used to watch her all the time; as a kid it was a staple. My mom liked that show a lot. She's really pretty, especially when she's being goofy.
Quote:the theory that female aliens are unable to reproduce with male earthlings because the offspring are too small or the sperm doesn't "take" in general.

Well, if that's true then there goes Riley Martin's story of having mated with femaliens.
Not that I ever really believed it, but he was funny and told a lot of truth.
(10-25-2019, 03:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "The Jolly Green Thing"

Urgh, that thumbnail. She's sooo hot.
Can you imagine her all goth'd out?? *swoon like a motherfucker*
Check out how hot her AND her sister are!

I just watched that clip "The Jolly Green Thing".

While it was funny, it ended on a sad note.
Why would anyone want to kill-off such a gorgeous wife?
Those big curlers were sexy. And TV dinners back then were still awesome.

I'm sad now. : (
Yeah man that was pretty hardcore...


ROFL, holy shit. Epic gold.

They're gorgeous...

Dazzling dresses, modest high heels, slim bodies with elegant natural breasts, no freakishly large bums...

Those were the days.

I say we bring 'em back.
Oh you're such an elegant dame such a crazy broad, here let me get you a drink fine lady what will you have?
Fuck you brute abuser how dare you call me a lady I could be a man and I only eat nuts and drink kale shakes im suing you for harassment!!


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