Sooo... is Paris Hilton pregnant yet?

[Mister Obvious]

Time's a-tickin' down, ladysauce...

You got like 2 years. You better crank one out.

[Mister Obvious]

Doing all that BS fertility treatment/straight up IVF shit is not the right way...

It's practically not even your baby if you use IVF.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey, throw the 'maters at me if you want...

You wanna hate on me for that statement, go ahead.

I stand beside it...

Will anyone ever talk about the differences between IVF babies and natural babies?

[Mister Obvious]

If I was Paris...

I'd be having a baby fucking yesterday.

Probably would have had one as soon as that ring was on my finger.

[Mister Obvious]

If her hubby can't/won't knock her up, she better be paying somebody else...

Cuz it may not be his child, but it'll be hers and he doesn't matter anyway.

[Mister Obvious]

All that matters is that it's her child, with her real DNA.

If she can't have kids though... sorry, that sucks 'n sheeeit.

[somethingelseishere]

Doing all that BS fertility treatment/straight up IVF shit is not the right way...

It's practically not even your baby if you use IVF.

People get their wittle feewings hurt with the truth but I happen to hold similar
ideas on the subject. If you're not able to have children without getting medical
assistance, maaaaybe that's God's/The Universe's/Nature's way of telling you that it's
just not for you. 

But motherfuckers with their big ass ego-trippin senses of entitlement.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly...

And this kind of thing is what I call "common sense"...

See, common sense is a NATURAL thing and it assists in all things intuition based, all things NATURE based.

But unfortunately it's being programmed out of people from birth.

A plot to destroy mankind.

[somethingelseishere]

Not to even mention that with so many people [especially celebritards]
children are really more of a status symbol.

"Hey, check out my new Thai baby, freshly adopted this morning! Bling!!"

If I sound bitter and cynical, it's because I am. I grew up in a world where
common sense was REALLY common, [the 80's] most people seemed to have it.

The last 25 years though, oofa.

[Mister Obvious]

I appreciate that Paris hasn’t done any of that...

I think she should have her own real babies.

She shouldn’t adopt unless she’s desperate.

This is for her specifically, not other people.

[zenba]

she's in an illuminati type family. there's like a 100% chance of kids being abused in families like that. lots of em choose to not continue that cycle these days.

smiley virus came out the other week saying she didn't want kids, cus global warming. nah bitch, you just don't want your dad to fuck your kids like he did you.

filthy fuckin gypsies.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah you've got a good point there, Genba...

That's why a lot of celebs don't have any children.

Steve Perry never married or had kids, and I would assume it was for the same reason.

Even better on Ms. Paris if she doesn't have any babychildren because of that...

But it's also just too bad because it's yet another example of celebs and the super rich being the biggest slaves there are.