So, is it possible/legal to collect all the last names from multiple marriages?

[Mister Obvious]

Like for example you have your maiden name and then your married name...

Mary Ellen Smith-Jones, for example.

Can you divorce and then marry somebody else and tack their last name onto that?

Mary Ellen Smith Jones-Richards?

Mary Ellen Smith Jones Richards-Davidson?

[Mister Obvious]

I say this should absolutely be a thing.

[Mister Obvious]

Could you imagine it being called over the PA system?

"Mary Ellen Whittier Clark McDougal Ferguson-Davis, please report to the Lost and Found. Mary Ellen Whittier Clark McDougal Ferguson-Davis, please report to the Lost and Found."

[Mister Obvious]

"Damn, that bitch has been AROUND!"

[zenba]

Just settle down, Mrs. Armstrong-Lang-Ingrams-Edwards-Nordberg.

[Mister Obvious]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE this idea.

I LOVE IT.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

IT’S A CRAPSHOOT!!!!!?!?!???!?!?!!!!!!!!!!

[user213]

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[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

That's honestly pretty baller.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Roflroflroflrofl...

Hooooooly shit.

[Guest]

Anyone who has been married that many times should seriously consider joining a convent though. Wedded bliss just isn't in the cards for them.