what if your dog or cat wants to be homosexual ?

[Fredo]

there should be camps to straighten them out before its too late 

i believe any gayness is not acceptable in heaven so its important to make sure your pets are pure and ready to go to heaven with you

[Mister Obvious]

I have seen animals engage in low key gay behavior before.

But, I mean...

Doesn't matter because unlike the human animal, normal and healthy animals have no way to ninja eggs and sperm and cook up their own gay couple trophy baby through the "wonder" of science.