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**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 12:02 AM

What is more American than Hooters, come on.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 12:03 AM

Basically nothing.

Apple pie isn't even as American as Hooters.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 12:03 AM

Hooters.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 02:00 AM

https://instagram.com/graysonpayne17

This chick has the foxiest haircut, it's not the typical boring shit...

She's mega hot and super proud to work at Hooters.

Fucking love these Hooters chicks.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 01:15 PM

(09-16-2019, 07:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: One of my other favorites:

https://instagram.com/hootershumble

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rjNO2FO93

How do they AVOID cameltoes in these super tight assflossing shorts???

I mean even people who don't have a problem with cameltoe would get a cameltoe wearing those shorts. For real.

09-21-2019, 02:07 PM

behold ...an undeclared lesbian

**Mister Obvious** · 09-21-2019, 02:12 PM

There's no such thing as gayness, it's only mental illness.

But I don't consider myself mentally ill just because I have exquisite taste in hot chicks and am critiquing meat market selections.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-22-2019, 12:43 PM

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2tw1tongbN

Check out the one on the left, is that a heart tattoo between her tiddiez???

Cleverrrr!!!

**Mister Obvious** · 09-22-2019, 12:43 PM

That's a tattoo I don't dislike.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-22-2019, 12:45 PM

I have Hooters chicks independently following ME on Instagram now...

Bwahaha, on one hand it's exciting and on the other hand it's embarassing because they know this weird chick has a Hooters obsession!?

Banana

**Mister Obvious** · 09-22-2019, 12:46 PM

I do have a Hooters obsession.

I know I said Twin Peaks has the hottest chicks but...

We all know my favorite color is orange.

**Mister Obvious** · 09-22-2019, 02:47 PM

https://www.mashed.com/140044/workers-re...t-hooters/

LOL

I like that they wear hosiery... really perfects the look of the legs.

Only nude or french nails allowed... excellent taste.

Girls stating that it is a modeling job and that they become a character... brilliant.

Again, I just think it's sooo fucking American. Seriously.

One girl had "sixty days to lose weight or be fired"... 60 days is a pretty long time.

They only carry their uniforms in XXS, XS, and S... so they don't ever have to deal with chubsters!

They get meal discounts but only on the "healthier" not as fattening food, awwwe... Hooters cares!

God bless Hooters... may they always maintain their standards of only hiring thin, hot, sexy women.