Those lazy fucks who pull off the side of the road to check their mailbox...

[Mister Obvious]

My best guess? You're a fucking idiot.

Walk your lazy ass to the end of your driveway and get your fucking mail.

[Mister Obvious]

From the rock bottom, scraping the fucking barrel of my heart to yours...

This is my advice to you.

[Guest]

dude we understand , he jammed on his brakes right in front of you causing you excess stress and triggering your rage

you might need an anger intervention from your loved ones and maybe even another short stay at the sanatorium

darling we are all here for you