A skunk sprayed outside my bedroom window lastnight...
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Woozy 
That shit is powerful.
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#2
The smell woke me up and lead me into a mostly asleep rambling assessment about skunk spray and the mechanisms/significance thereof.
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#3
I personally think skunk spray smells good but it's just shockingly overpowering up close.
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#4
Are you sure it wasn't the "Mysterious Spunker" who wanks outside sleeping girls' windows?
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#5
The skunk must have been chased or otherwise pursued by a neighborhood cat or something.
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#6
(10-24-2019, 11:01 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: Are you sure it wasn't the "Mysterious Spunker" who wanks outside sleeping girls' windows?

My question is why does it smell like weed if it's supposed to be off putting??

I mean yeah it's way too much of a good thing but... it still smells great from afar.
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(10-24-2019, 11:01 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I personally think skunk spray smells good but it's just shockingly overpowering up close.

You should get naked and roll around in it.


~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~
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#8
Noxious as fuck... I was very surprised.
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#9
I wonder if legit weed perfume exists?

That would be a great novelty item.
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#10
Plot Twist: My sense of smell is totally fucked up and there was never a skunk spraying. Probability: 3-1.
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#11
https://www.discoverwildcare.org/skunk-d...spray-dog/
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#12
There are two things skunk smells a lot like...

Weed, and coffee.

I guess skunks' defenses weren't meant to be useful against humans!?

Banana
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#13
Your piss must smell like skunk since you drink a lot of coffee and started eating those THC gummies.
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#14
In a perfect world, Darkie...

In a pefect world...

Cheers2
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(10-24-2019, 11:08 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I wonder if legit weed perfume exists?

That would be a great novelty item.

sort of. smoke some skunk strain cannabis and it's pretty close. after smoking enough of that, skunks don't actually smell bad to me anymore, they just make me want to smoke.
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#16
I'll still bang you if you were sprayed by a skunk, Fannie.

You'll get sprayed with skunk then sprayed with spunk.
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#17
Weird thing I've noticed. Got a next door neighbor that smokes skunk weed
and sometimes the scent profile kind of mimics that of garlic. I looked it up
and garlic has the scientific name of "Allium Sativum". Cannabis sativa?

Anyway, I haven't looked any further into it at the moment but I've noticed
the similarity for years now. Oh, and it's UK skunk weed I'm referring [reefering, lol]
to here. Which to me smells rank as Hell. Texas skunk weed of the early 90's
actually smelled pretty good though. Like an herby, fibery rope kind of smell.
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#18
If it smells like it, there's gotta be some kinda connection.

On a chemical level at least.

That's all anything is made up of anyway.

This is how we can reverse-engineer existence and everything in it.
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#19
Yeah, I figured there was something there with the sativum/sativa likenesses.
Also, I like to burn wood chips in my room as a sort of better smelling incense
and I've noticed that sometimes mesquite wood has a bit of a skunky weedish
kinda smell. Not always, but sometimes. Nowhere near the likes of garlic but
very slightly similar. Haven't looked into that AT ALL yet.
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(08-10-2020, 03:37 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Also, I like to burn wood chips in my room as a sort of better smelling incense

That's such a man thing to do!!! Really smart!!!
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