"Hi, I'd like to be your significant other."

[Mister Obvious]

Is this a good way to introduce myself???

[Guest]

no , its scary

like Nancy Pelosi dressed like a witch today

[Mister Obvious]

no , its scary

Oh so THAT'S why it never works!

[Mister Obvious]

"Scary" hmmm. I just don't see it.

Blunt and void of emotion perhaps, but scary, no.

[Mister Obvious]

Weird, yes.

[Mister Obvious]

Bizarre even.

Scary though?

Naaah, it's not.

[Dink Beaver]

its scary because I think people instantly start to wonder about motivations when a serious offer appears on the table

like you could be anybody , sometimes I wonder if you are tied to a doomsday cult and trying to recruit new guys

[zenba]

significant other is so cold and formal. try main squeeze, while appearing squeezable.

[Mister Obvious]

Oooooo, Genba! I like that!

[Mister Obvious]

its scary because I think people instantly start to wonder about motivations when a serious offer appears on the table

Thanks for expounding upon this issue, that makes sense!

like you could be anybody , sometimes I wonder if you are tied to a doomsday cult and trying to recruit new guys

Kenny WTF, I told you never to publicly discuss our private conversations?!

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I saw a girl who looked like MO today and thought about saying this to her. But only someone who saw this thread would get it.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll give you some Interstellar business cards to hand out the next time you see a MO clone!!!

[spic]

If some nice chick came up and said that to me, I'd be.... sweet.... nothing ventured nothing gained..... Who knows...could be the new lust of my life

[Mister Obvious]

Yes I agree, I mean if she's a cutie and she seems friendly and is smiling and stuff, why not? If she came up and said it and looked all serious and hardcore with no hint of a sense of humor then maybe I'd be kinda put off.

[Guest]

imagine being a monkey how much you look forward to eating the banana
this is just British cruelty on a whole new level , really bothers me !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/25741853