Sometimes taking time to do things makes you remember to do other things too...

[Mister Obvious]

I realized this today while I was doing things.

[Mister Obvious]

I THINK THIS IS A VERSION OF MINDFULNESS.

[Mister Obvious]

IT'S REALLY HELPFUL.

[Mister Obvious]

LIKE OH, I NEED TO DO THIS OTHER THING THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE REMEMBERED UNLESS I WAS DOING THIS THING FIRST.

[Mister Obvious]

AND INITIALLY I WASN'T EVEN HAPPY ABOUT DOING THIS ONE THING BUT I DID IT ANYWAY AND I'M SO GLAD I DID CUZ THEN I REMEMBERED THAT OTHER JUST AS/EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THING I ALSO NEEDED TO DO.

[Guest]

Its called getting off your lazy ass . energy breeds energy, bitch

Now ...wheres my dinner and please makes me some chocolate muffins darling

[Mister Obvious]

No it's not like that, and I don't do muffins.

If I don't explain things well enough for it to be understood what I'm saying, then just chock it up to a by-product of insanity.

I think you get me well enough, so I'm not sweatin' the small stuff darling.

And maybe someday I will bother with muffins for you...

I've made them many times but I just see no reason to.