My orgasms aren't as intense as they used to be

[Mister Obvious]

[Love your style]

So if you fuck a red head in this life (and your children are ginger nuts) you might be born with reddish hair in your next life! Isn’t that interesting? 

[Mister Obvious]

Do you have curly hair??

I'm looking for a curly headed dude to give me progeny.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll settle for wavy.

[Guest]

I'll settle for wavy.

Tonight you will be with me.... In Paradise

[Mister Obvious]

[Bella Stella]

I don't think I've ever angry fucked. I just like it too much to be angry during the procedure. I just lay there with a content smile on my face.

When you’re so fucking mad at him and you want to fuck him anyways cuz you’re so horny.

[Bella Stella]

That face!!!

LMAO

[GG]

It feels like a battery dying on a vibrator and then poof it's over. 

Instead of getting more intense, it disappears.

lol!


Maybe have your hormones checked. I'll give you some of mine. When I pick them up I offer the pharmacy girls to party in the parking lot with them after they get off work and I don't really even know them. 

Or start getting into hard-core bondage and stuff just so you can feel something again.

[Mister Obvious]

Or start getting into hard-core bondage and stuff just so you can feel something again.

GG up in here serving us a meal!



(Have you been reading my diary GG?!?!?!?!?)

[GG]

Tell your hubby "it's not working for me anymore" right after you have sex and then don't elaborate. Be super vague when he tries to get you to clarify. In that way you'll become mysterious to him and he'll want to either kill you or fuck you really hard in the kitchen.

[Mister Obvious]

lmfaolololol oh dear God!!!!!!

That's so ominous!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[GG]

hahaha!

It's not ominous! lol.

[zenba]

death by kitchen sex

[GG]

If you can't fix this pretty soon, go to IKIA (when he's out of town) and buy two single beds for your room.

[Mister Obvious]

death by kitchen sex

I could settle for that.

[Guest]

[Cream of Caulk]

someone's clock is ticking... but who will give the dicking? :o

lol!


Maybe have your hormones checked. I'll give you some of mine. When I pick them up I offer the pharmacy girls to party in the parking lot with them after they get off work and I don't really even know them. 

Or start getting into hard-core bondage and stuff just so you can feel something again.

Tell your hubby "it's not working for me anymore" right after you have sex and then don't elaborate. Be super vague when he tries to get you to clarify. In that way you'll become mysterious to him and he'll want to either kill you or fuck you really hard in the kitchen.

OMG, I miss this shit!!!!

[GG]

OMG, I miss this shit!!!!

haha! I miss you!


I really did ask the pharmacy girls if they want to party in the parking lot when I picked up my hormones. I also sometimes ask them "is this the good stuff?" like it's some kind of street drug.