The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

HOW MANY times have you done this??

Yeah that's what I thought.

And all because you perceived a wrong!

You're not innocent, that's all I'm saying.

You need to close out this vicious cycle mate.

[Mister Obvious]

And lay off the booze!

[Mister Obvious]

You're obnoxious with all your weird friends and your drinking binges.

You act like you like those people, but you actually fricken hate them or I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE INVENTED THE PLAGUE.

[Mister Obvious]

Anyway, FRICK YOU.

I'm done with this conversation, it's OVER.

[Guest]

HOW MANY times have you done this??

Yeah that's what I thought.

And all because you perceived a wrong!

You're not innocent, that's all I'm saying.

You need to close out this vicious cycle mate.

You still don't get you all did it did you. Not me. I know what I did. But you did it. And now I'll be going away. But the rest of you still need to face yourselves.

You will keep endlessly bringing fury and wrath on yourselves. And the next one you will blame too. And on and on.

[Mister Obvious]

Sooooo dramatic.

STOP IT with the angst.

It's RIDICULOUS.

And you KNOW THAT.

I bet you're incapable of being anything else though...

You probably incarnate this way EVERY time, on EVERY planet.

You're just...

THAT guy.

[Mister Obvious]

Are you even INTERESTED in anything else?

God dang.

[Mister Obvious]

Fricken swear.

[Guest]

Sooooo dramatic.

STOP IT with the angst.

It's RIDICULOUS.

And you KNOW THAT.

I bet you're incapable of being anything else though...

You probably incarnate this way EVERY time, on EVERY planet.

You're just...

THAT guy.

when humanity acts like you avoiding itself endlessly it will always treat people the same and when it does. It creates someone like me to balance your evil. You think a pansy would be able to fix evil. No No.

[Guest]

Are you even INTERESTED in anything else?

God dang.

In lots. Sadly you and others decided its not for me. As always. Willing to live. But forced to die.

truth and love. As I said. You all did this. NOT ME.

[Mister Obvious]

The thing about these whacked out 'single cell' entities who have only ONE MODE is that there's no fun psychology to get into behind their behaviors... they literally just do one thing and that's it.

Legitimately astounding.

It's fine, it's all good...

But wow, just wow.

Wonders never cease.

[Mister Obvious]

You think a pansy would be able to fix evil. No No.

Not hating, but you KIND OF ARE a pansy.

In lots. Sadly you and others decided its not for me. As always. Willing to live. But forced to die.

truth and love. As I said. You all did this. NOT ME.

Now you're just trying to make me randy.

[Mister Obvious]

Not hating, but you KIND OF ARE a pansy.

I mean come on.

Not hating.

Just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

You're hella fuckin' bitter, and hey I get it, like I said, these asshole humans are always killing me in super fucked up ways too...

But you gotta get over it man.

This didn't start with a human trespass against you and you damn well know that.

[Mister Obvious]

Mic drop.

[Guest]

what is it you desire?

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, just relax.

I get it, regular killin' people isn't good enough for you, you have to operate on a deeper darker level, you gotta be an over achiever, I get it.

Nobody's hating on you, and like I said, we are going to have compassion on you.

That should make you FEEL BETTER.

I can't believe we even have to engage in this conversation.

You should be glad that you've been so fairly treated here tonight.

You're so mad and spiteful, yet you're literally being treated NICELY even though you're pulling the same old shit and threatening the world AGAIN.

There's no need to storm off and be all pissy in your dark little hidey-hole.

Just try to cultivate a better attitude.

Stop being so salty.

TBH I believe in you.

As long as I don't overthink it.

[Guest]

It's always about what you want. Isn't it. I've made my mind up. Bye.

[Mister Obvious]

Always.