The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

So I guess Lilly Singh's sorry, racist, evil ass is YouTube's ambassador to the tards or something...



Learn about why Lilly Singh is a sick, cruel, evil bitch: https://www.sectual.com/thread-16007.html

[Mister Obvious]

She's perfect for a democratic office.

Fucking disgusting.

[Guest]

the good doctor : "no one should be shaking hands and stay 6 feet apart , maybe forever "

ok its time to revolt dumbasses unless you enjoy prison and big brother

the entire congress and establishment class needs to be eradicated , they espouse pure evil and tyranny

funny how mr. Epstein's case has completely dropped off mass media and mr. trump has towed the line of this hoax pandemic

[Mister Obvious]

I GOTCHYER 6 FT APART RIGHT HERE, SHORTCAKE FAUCI

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, if you stretch out your arms and wank off two guys they'll be six feet apart.

[Mister Obvious]

Dark, I appreciate your fantasies but you just don't understand what a lazy motherfucker I truly am...

If my life depended on it, I could not/would not be able or willing to provide adequate sexual service to even one man.

That is the truth, plain and simple, no bullshit games, no dressing it up, just being 100% completely honest.

If it was between literally dying, or effectively providing sexual service, I'd simply have to die and wouldn't even try to live.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just not worth it. That statement summarizes my personal view of sexual duty, as well as sexual involvement with me in general.

Does that make me sad? No.

That's why I invented this site...

So I could shit-talk and rant about sex all the time rather than ever actually doing it.

Like I've said before, it was a brilliant plan, and it works all too well.

[Dark Dick]

You probably have that defensive mechanism those fainting goats have.

Whenever you're acosted by some horny rapists you faint and they get tired from undressing and moving you around they barely have enough energy to bang you, so they finish fast and leave.

[Mister Obvious]

You probably have that defensive mechanism those fainting goats have.

It's early but...

That statement alone just 100% completely and totally maxed out my internet tolerance for the day.

[Mister Obvious]

Well done sir...

[Mister Obvious]

Would I rather jerk off a bunch of dudes or cook 'em a nice meal and be friendly?

You take a guess...

Providing comfort matters in the apocalypse...

There are plenty of other bitches to provide sex.

[Mister Obvious]

God knows that's right!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Would I dance on some laps though?

I mean honestly, hell yeah.

If we had some spare time and were feeling squirrelly one lovely evening. Sure.

[Melanzhollika]

If we had some spare time and were feeling squirrelly one lovely evening. Sure.

[Guest]

Amazon sellers Matt and Noah Colvin of Chattanooga, Tennessee drove around Tennessee and Kentucky buying up 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer, which they sold on Amazon for between $8 and $70 each before Amazon shut them down. Now the Tennessee attorney general is investigating them.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/techn...llers.html

[Mister Obvious]

[Melanzhollika]

Bringing Dire Straits into your environment...



Pleeeeease don’t analyse it.

[somethingelseishere]

Del The Funky Homosapien has always been ahead of his time.

[Mister Obvious]

Rofl so damn true. Very good stuff.

[Mister Obvious]

Comet ATLAS (Y4) may soon be visible to the naked eye

May 31: ATLAS makes its closest approach to the Sun and performs a sharp turn around our star

The week of May 25 to 31: Visible at night and maybe by day

"Right now, only time will tell."

https://astronomy.com/news/observing/202...-naked-eye

Mmmmmhmmmmm.