the order of events on date night should always be sex 1st!

[Cream of Caulk]

That's how professionals do it, that's how my husband and I do it. The only risk involved is that you run around with your pants on inside out all night.

[Cream of Caulk]

The inside out pants thing is only if you hump in the dark.



It's probably best to spend the date night at home too.

[Cream of Caulk]

Who wants to have sex after dinner? Nobody, that's why sex should come first or dinner last. If you are watching a movie in bed, it can be distracting to get horny during the movie so again, get the sex done and over with first then enjoy the rest of the evening. Plus it just starts the night off as relaxing, no tension, no getting tired, no wet burps while being humped.

[Mister Obvious]

I totally agree...

That gets all the obligation out of the way...

Once the sex is over you can really just part ways as soon as either one of you is kinda over being together.

The only time I don't think this applies is on first dates.

[Cream of Caulk]

Oh yeah this works best only with someone you regularly date. My husband wants another date night tonight so I went and picked up The Mule.