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01-23-2020, 09:35 AM
https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/lolo-jones...-on-dates/
I find it hard to believe she hasn't found an acceptable dude yet, being famous etc. There's no way.
But it makes me think about how valuable virginity actually is past a certain point...
I feel like once you start getting in the danger zone, being too close to the end of childbearing years, it's not a good thing anymore.
If I were Lolo, I'd be cutting up that "V card" and getting pregnant by the end of the year.
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In her Instagram description, she jokes that she's aiming to be the "41 Year Old Virgin" which is a reference to that movie Steve Carell was in...
https://www.instagram.com/lolojones
I don't think it's funny.
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Hmmm... She has a really lean, muscular body and square jaw.
Maybe she doesn't want anyone finding out she's packing a little extra.
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I thought something along the same lines actually.
She looks great or whatever, but time waits for no one and it's like I've said recently...
Hollyweird has all these women thinking it's fine to put off reproduction until it's too late, and then resort to warped, unnatural methods to have offspring... not cool.
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She was probably genetically modifed to be an Olympian athlete, so they're probably saving her to mate with another super clone to form their master race.
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You gotta have an ever-evolving list of dudes who are briefed and willing to give it their best shot to knock you up after you get to a certain point in life...
It's like an emergency switch, evac route, TSHTF type of plan.
Like if you're holding out on everything for whatever reason, you better make sure that when it gets down to the end of days, you ain't gotta scramble around like a chicken with its head cut off looking for babydaddy candidates.
If you're gonna play a game of postponement (not advised), at least be smart about it and plan ahead.
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> Lolo Jones.
> "LOL Cojones"
Too obvious.
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Even if you're all fat and/or ugly and shit, nobody has to have sex with you...
You can just spermjack dudes and inseminate yourself at home, the 'turkey baster' method CAN work, you just need adequate amounts of sperm supplied until you can conceive.
There's always a dude out there who will let you use his sperm...
I know this guy who has a fantasy surrounding knocking up women in need. It's a thing.
The Lord's work.
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I may or may not fantasize about this very thing...
NGL.
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God I wanna do this someday!
The idea gives me a genuine excitement and desire that I don't feel for most things.
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