Have you ever genuinely thought you might have turned somebody gay?

[Mister Obvious]

Like not in adulthood, but there was this fella I had a crush on when I was but a wee lil bitch, and I think I might have been responsible for him turning out gay.

[Mister Obvious]

And he didn't JUST turn out gay, he turned out some super warped unnatural version of being gay, too.

[AU LESBAINES]

This is a really good fucking point. From being such a fuckhead all the time, I may have turned maybe 1-2 girls into Lesbaines. I hang out with a lot of Lesbaines not sex or romantic wise just get along with them. Instead of punching on with guys who are beta cucks. Maybe it was meant to be? Maybe I was sent here to turn them into Lesbaines?

[Mister Obvious]

I have nooo trouble believing you've turned chicks into lesbains.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not a lesbain, but I do have a very sexy Russian girlfriend...

We each can't understand what the other is saying, but we have a great relationship regardless.

[Mister Obvious]

How can I be straight AND have a girlfriend you ask???

Simple...

It's not sexual, it's just admiration.

[Aussie Fuckhead]

I have nooo trouble believing you've turned chicks into lesbains.

Only maybe 1-2 but maybe they were born that way anyway? They just wanted to try my schlong first? Ive actually turned bi girls straight more. And I get your Russian GF thing I have heaps of guys I talk to who are gay but they know im 100% hetero, its not romantic or sexual or anything, they just whine about how their BF treats them like shit. Its kinda odd innit? Kinda odd like you