Those darned meddling Russians!

[VladimirPutin.nli]

Here's what we've learned about the Russians from the MSM so far this year:

Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Tulsi Gabbard is also a Russian asset.

The negative reaction to SAS Airline's "woke" anti-Scandinavian TV commercial was caused by the Russians.

Russia wants Bernie Sanders to win in 2020.

Russia also wants Donald Trump to win in 2020.

Do the Russians EVER fucking mind their own business?!?

[Guest]

I meant Russians, not Russian! There's more than one of those pesky fuckers sticking their noses in our beeswax! The New York Times says so!

[Mister Obvious]

I fixed it, didn't catch it on approval...

You know ya girl be layin' in bed on a tinyass screen Monday at damn 12:30PM baby!!!?

[Guest]

You know ya girl be layin' in bed on a tinyass screen Monday at damn 12:30PM baby!!!?

You still in bed? I was fixin' to come wake you up the best way I know how!

[Mister Obvious]

And I might have pretended to be a heavy sleeper the whole time!?

[Guest]

And I might have pretended to be a heavy sleeper the whole time!?

That would certainly explain why you were lying there with your nightgown hiked up over your waist and your legs wide open.

[Guest]

The russians also used melanias nice bum to lure trumpy. "She was with the russians too"
https://youtu.be/lP5Xv7QqXiM

[Dink Beaver]

Melania sure looks a lot like that steppenwolf girl , perhaps Donald  was a fan   while  he dropped acid in the 70's  
https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/u...ld2002.jpg