I don't understand smalltalk...

[Mister Obvious]

If you contact me, you better have some REAL shit to say.

People be texting me "hey" and shit...

Like what the fuck am I supposed to say to that??

I'm busy as fuck and people expect me to respond to "hey"??

Fucking really??

LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"HEY"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!



Listen don't get me wrong, I appreciate anyone takes the time to contact me...

But I'm just saying, unless you have some REAL intellectual shit to offer up, it's gonna be an abject fail.

[Mister Obvious]

If you're not capable of DEEP convo, you need not apply.

It's like at the end of the day, I'd rather talk than have sex...

And if you can't TALK TO ME, the fuck we gonna do??

Nothing. Ever.

[Mister Obvious]

What do these "hey" people expect??

Like WTF are they envisioning when they contact me??

I don't get it.

[Mister Obvious]

At least open up with some FUCKED UP shit.

ANYTHING is better than "hey" or "what's up" or WHATEVER.

[Mister Obvious]

I praise the people who actually know to talk to me...

I treasure those people.

[Mister Obvious]

I treasure a fair bit of the "hey" morons too, but we need never communicate.

[Hardstud]

If you contact me, you better have some REAL shit to say.

People be texting me "hey" and shit...

Like what the fuck am I supposed to say to that??

I'm busy as fuck and people expect me to respond to "hey"??

Fucking really??

LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY  I LOVE YA...

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOL...

Awwww.

Shit...

I love you too Studly.

That's a message I'll always accept!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I value peoples' time because time is all we have... period.

And I think these "hey" people, well, their time is better spent on anyone but me.

[Mister Obvious]

If you don't open with some deep shit, or some weird shit, or some fucked up shit...

Just don't even start.

[Guest]

Yeah, Smalltalk syntax is pretty funky. You'd be better off learning JavaScript.

https://learnxinyminutes.com/docs/smalltalk/

[spic]

So I should start with something like this?

Hey... i got some peanut butter....

[Mister Obvious]

That's a message I would not roll my eyes at.

[GG]

Did you get my message through the contact form? Just wanted to say hey.

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!