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(09-19-2025, 09:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: OMG it's live...
There are some badass costumes in this lineup. Nothing but hotass dudes. This is awesome.
Even the commentators are kind of entertaining, lmao. WTF.
I can't remember the last time I watched ANY figure skating event live.
Seriously. Pretty damn amazing that they're making this available.
That's been a gripe for many years now... there's almost nowhere you can tune in to watch figure skating events as they happen anymore.
It was super common on TV in the early 2000s but now it's hard to find.
This is cool as hell man.
Ah my God, I love it.
This is Mark Hanretty, one of the commentators...
https://markhanretty.com/wp-content/uplo...9ae9-1.jpg
I rest my case.
Petr Gumennik's outfit is fire...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petr_Gumennik
His jumps are fucking incredible.
That's what's so great about watching the full shows live, you see a bunch of skaters you'd never hear about otherwise.
This is gonna keep me up past my bedtime for sure.
Petr's program was amazing.
The crowd fucking loved it.
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Deadass, it's a bunch of male supermodels. Straight up.
They're all super crazy fucking hot, this is wild. I love this.
93.80 for Petr Gumennik. This is super fun.
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This guy skating now is Yauhenii Puzanau...
https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00101124.htm
That's one hell of a name.
I love his outfit, it's simple but it's super sexy.
Fucking excellent song too.
He's really great. Love.
https://i.imgur.com/9mvtdOL.png
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You said everything I wanted to say about Yauhenii Puzanau.
I will add: his opening stance?
I mean…
Good CHRISTMAS.
I was like “pause”
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His grace and command are spectacular. And his chest.
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That fucking undone tie hanging down his shoulders, framing his open chest, pointing to his abs…
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Re: David Gouveia, "That was a tough skate." Lol, that's never what you wanna hear.
It was a beautiful song though.
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(09-19-2025, 09:28 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: You said everything I wanted to say about Yauhenii Puzanau.
I will add: his opening stance?
I mean…
Good CHRISTMAS.
I know, the charisma on these skater dudes is admirable.
But thank God for this guy skating now, cuz I needed a bathroom break. BRB!
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(09-19-2025, 09:34 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: But thank God for this guy skating now, cuz I needed a bathroom break. BRB!
I literally spit out my drink… lmfaooo!
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(09-19-2025, 09:28 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: I will add: his opening stance?
I can’t even stand like that on flat dry ground.
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Mark's Scottish accent is making me wanna bang so hard.
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I had to do some laundry, but it looks like I didn't miss anything, it was actually perfect timing.
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Group 2 has a tough act to follow. Group 1 was on fire.
I’m not sure where I fall on Gerber’s costume. The one arm exposed… It looks a little bit like cheap Christmas wrapping… I need to watch more and see if I get used to it. I have no complaints about his form thus far…
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Douglas Gerber is on now...
https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00108006.htm
No idea who he is, but it sounds like the lady singing this song is saying dirty words in another language.
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(09-19-2025, 10:03 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: The one arm exposed… It looks a little bit like cheap Christmas wrapping… I need to watch more and see if I get used to it.
My first thought too. His shtick has grown on me but it's not giving favorite vibes or anything.
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Actually, I think the gloves are making it work…
The way he drops to his knees on the ice and back up, it’s so fluid. Dude is definitely popping his ass out a little bit at points, maybe more than average, which is really saying something.
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https://isu-skating.com/figure-skating/r...ition-2025
I think this is the full list of dudes who are gonna be skating today.
Petr is in first place so far, as well he should be because that shit was amazing.
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(09-19-2025, 10:05 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: Dude is definitely popping his ass out a little bit at points, maybe more than average, which is really saying something.
You and I should 1000% be pro figure skating commentators with our own channel.
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I can't wait to hear Mark announce that name in his sexy Scottish accent.
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