Sometimes my cat looks at me like I'm a fuckin' alien...

[Mister Obvious]

Is that a bad sign!?

[Mister Obvious]

A literal alien could beam into the room right now and I wouldn't even look as weirded out as that cat looks when I ain't even doing a fucking thing besides walking by?!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not even wearing the fur coat right now!?

[Mister Obvious]

What's her problem?!

[Mister Obvious]

I really should put it on though.

[ELFUNGBIFFO]

I really should put it on though.

You mean like them fur suit animal costume weirdo people I have to beat up cos they come try to steal coffee out my site shed?
Them fuckers is on meth I have to call the cops on them weirdos.

[Guest]

she wonders why you don't allow her outside to catch birds and make kittens and live life to the fullest

[ELFUNGKITTEH]

she wonders why you don't allow her outside to catch birds and make kittens and live life to the fullest

That's a good point I once had an inside cat, she totally wanted to be an outside cat.
I let her outside a bit and she would eat grass. Then puke it up lol but once you let them outside they become an outside cat.
I can't do it though cos of all the cat fighting in the street. People are such cunts with their pets.
Let your cat out in the day, put inside at night. Some people like nawww they will pee well get a litter box you selfish fucker.

[Guest]

Audrey sits on the bed and stares at me all the time. She's so adorable! Still has her kitten looks.

[ELFUNGCATTO]

My sis cat Matilda omfg would never leave her under the covers in the bed except to toilet and eat have a sniff then boom straight back under the covers!
Nice cat don't like the world don't blame her.