I loooooooove Hotmail!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Right!?

OMG...

I've ALWAYSSSS loved Hotmail.

Like BACK IN THE DAY.

Back in the day.

BACK IN THE DAY THOUGH.

Hotmail.

2000?

HOTMAIL.

2020?

HOTMAIL.

HOTMAIL?

HOTMAIL.

[Mister Obvious]

ONLY COOL PEOPLE STILL USE HOTMAIL.

HOTMAIL.COM EMAIL ADDRESS.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

COME ON.

How effing brilliant is the mere word "HOTMAIL"???

It's EFFING brilliant.

I ALWAYS thought it was fucking BRILLIANT.

I have ALWAYS been impressed by Hotmail.

And I feel like...

It's just SOOOOOO retro.

That's RETRO INTERNET CULTURE right there baby.

RETRO retro.

I'm so lit.

I'M SO LIT FOR HOTMAIL.

[Mister Obvious]

Hotmail WHOIS Creation Date: 1996-03-27T05:00:00Z

[Mister Obvious]

HOT. FUCKING. MAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLL.

[Mister Obvious]

OB. FUCKING. SESSED.

[Mister Obvious]

I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE how proud of myself I'D STILL BE TO THIS DAAAAYYYYYY if I had invented Hotmail.

And no, LMAO, Bill Gates didn't invent Hotmail so go shove that.

[Mister Obvious]

My first email address was a WebTV email address.

[Guest]

My first address was a netscape.net address. I wonder if it still works.

[ELFUNGFUCKO]

Is no more hotmail you gotta give ID in 30 days or they shit can you.
I got an old @msn addy so who cares your formite!