I ONLY WANT SEXY PEOPLE TO TOUCH ME

[Mister Obvious]

ONLY SEXY PEOPLE CAN TOUCH THIS

IF YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SEXY OR NOT I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT

[Mister Obvious]

I WILL TELL YOU

[Mister Obvious]

IF YOU'RE SEXY OR NOT

[Mister Obvious]

WUT

[Mister Obvious]

SEX PEOPLE ONLY

[Mister Obvious]

SEXY*

[Guest]

Listen, MO.

Could you do a brutha a solid and reach over there and tap dat Caps Lock key?

Danke!

[Mister Obvious]

THE BUTT TOUCHER: A GHOST STORY

IN THE PLACE I GREW UP IN THERE WAS A GHOST IN THE KITCHEN WHO USED TO POKE YOU IN THE BUTTCHEEK WHILE YOU WERE STANDING AT THE SINK

[Mister Obvious]

[spic]

[Mister Obvious]

Spic tryina say he sex¥.

[Mister Obvious]

I GOTCHU BABY

[Guest]

listen bitch, all of us are free to drop in and squirt a sperm sample in your dish

[spic]

Dish? she wants a bathtub full from what I remember

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so honored that you remember that...

[zenba]

up and down the legs.

[Guest]

[Guest]