YOU EVER CUT INTO AN APPLE AND IT JUICES ALL OVER YOU?

[Mister Obvious]

DID IT MADE YOU FEEL SENSUAL

[Mister Obvious]

THAT WAS A QUESTION

[Mister Obvious]

Okay I'm done.

Relax.

[Mister Obvious]

I GOT JUICED ON

[Mister Obvious]

UH OH I JUST ADMITTED I'M EATING AN APPLE

[Mister Obvious]

IT;S OKAY I DON'T THINK ANYBYDY SAW

[Guest]

I just had a way too hard to peel orange and it was upsetting , the juice droplets really upset my nervous system and it was lucky to have a paper towel nearby . This is why I peel all my fruits normally with a steak knife so I don't have to endure the unpleasantries of the plebeians .

[zenba]

it's a lot better with a sweet, juicy peach, as it drips its wetness down your fingers.

*licks it up*

[Mister Obvious]

Damn baby@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!