MY CAT ONLY EATS AND DRINKS OUT OF THE FINEST BONE CHINA

[Mister Obvious]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT SHIT

[Mister Obvious]

METAL BOWLS ARE STUPID

[Mister Obvious]

HAVE YOU EVER WASHED A METAL BOWL

IT SMELLS TERRIEBLE

[Mister Obvious]

WORSHIP CATS

[Mister Obvious]

PLASTIC IS EVEN WORSE

[Mister Obvious]

HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A PLASTIC CAT FOOD BOWL WHEN YOUR WAHSING IT

IT SMELL HORIBEL

[Mister Obvious]

I love typing like a retard!

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, it just...

REALLY expresses the way I feel, it encapsulates the essence of what I'm trying to communicate in a way that nothing else can even come close to.

[Mister Obvious]

CATS DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT NASTY SMELLY PLASTIC AND METAL BOWLES PEOPLE USE

YOUR CAT HATES YOU

[Mister Obvious]

IF YOU AHVE CHILDREN THEY PROBABKLY HATE YOU TOO LOL YOUR KIDS HATE YOU

[Mister Obvious]

Okay okay, too far, I'm done.

[Mister Obvious]

I swear.

[Mister Obvious]

Your kids definitely hate you though.

[Mister Obvious]

LOLL

THHATS SO MEAN

[Mister Obvious]

IM SO MEAN LOL SORY

[Mister Obvious]

SORRY*

[ELFUNGNINO]

WORSHIP CATS

I have a metal bowl I cut up slaw in with kitchen scissors. Cos its to big like ya gotta chop it up smaller before you put the sauce. Then you put it on a plate and with your meat on top or whatever. I also have a metal bowl well helmet to stop the aliens probing me. It doesn't work though they still get me.

[Mister Obvious]

MAN! I REALLY wanna watch a prostitution documentary tonight...

But I feel like there are definitely none left that I haven't seen yet.

[Mister Obvious]

MADE TO LOVE CATS

[ELFUNGNINO]

MAN! I REALLY wanna watch a prostitution documentary tonight...

But I feel like there are definitely none left that I haven't seen yet.

I bet you fiddy I can find one but it probs wont have subtitles, what languages you speak?
Now this is not a doco but its a movie about a real person.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilya_4-ever