The Census

[Guest]

I was just thinking...

Instead of making everybody fill out a form and send it in, why don't they just count all of the birth and death certificates? That would give an accurate of legal citizens at least. Illegal aliens shouldn't be counted for purposes of election redistricting because, you know, they're not supposed to be here in the first place.

[Mister Obvious]

The census...



I have a feeling they have special plans for those stats this year...

[Guest]

The census taker said she didn't know why they're still doing it.

She has a point. A lot of the people who respond may be dead by the time they tally the results.

Not to mention, having a census taker visit every household in town will probably spread the virus.

[Mister Obvious]

I filled that shit out online, they better not send anybody to my neck of the woods right now...

[Guest]

This gal wasn't going up to many houses. Mainly just walking down the street.