Gregory Mannarino (MarketReport/TradersChoice)

[Mister Obvious]

Gregory gets up REALLY early.

I wonder how long he's been doing that??

Wonder what he does in the morning.

Does he get up and shower? Does he make coffee?

How long after he gets up does he actually film his video?

Is he wearing pants? Does he go back to bed?

I would go back to bed.

[Mister Obvious]

He's so dedicated...

Two videos a day during the week??

1 vid or more on the weekend??

I wish I could be that dedicated for that long every day.

[Mister Obvious]

He's been doing this for years.

Wonder how many videos he has?

Where can I find that info??

Hmmmm.

Maybe on SocialBlade??

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/gregvegas5909

Ah okay so he has over 1400 uploads...

Sigh. Wow.

That's a lot.

Prolific YouTubers really fascinate me.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder what Gregory's personal life is like??

Is he married?? Does he have kids??

He's only a tiny bit younger than my dad so he could have kids my age.

Wonder what Gregory's life has been like.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder what else Gregory Mannarino does besides be an expert on economics??

Wonder if he plays instruments or can draw or do creative writing or if he sings or has some other creative talent that is interesting.

[Mister Obvious]

He was a doctor assistant back in the day apparently, that's pretty cool.

I wonder what kinda stuff he can do...

Like can he take care of wounds and other kinds of shit like that??

Like if it's the apocalypse and I have an ingrown toenail, would he be able to help me?

[Mister Obvious]

I just want to know more about Gregory Mannarino.

But in the same token I feel kinda selfish about it.

Like I wanna know more, but I don't want everyone else to know.

I feel like Gregory is a precious special flower that we have to keep safe.

[Mister Obvious]

Because you can tell he's such a good guy with a huge heart and he has such a wonderful inner shine that is young in spirit and still intact somehow despite living on earth for decades.

[Mister Obvious]

It's kind of a miracle.

[Mister Obvious]

He lives in Vegas...

Hmmm.

Maybe he's super into strippers and showgirls...

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder if he's one of those dudes who's avoided marriage/relationships and just gone straight for strippers and playboy stuff.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean he doesn't really come off to me as a super sleazy dude like that though, obviously...

I can't really get a gauge on him in any kinda personal way though.

I can't figure it out.

It was inevitable it would go here with me though, I'm surprised I didn't start down this rabbit hole a lot sooner.

I guess it's because this is the most crazy insane interesting shit that has gone on with the economy in like a decade (way more fucked up and interesting than 2008 though) and so there was a lot of incentive for watching Gregory.

And then as I ALWAYS do... now I start getting interested on a deeper level and start asking questions.

[Mister Obvious]

I ALWAYS swear to myself that I WON'T go there, but I ALWAYS do.

[Mister Obvious]

Why can't I ever just NOT be interested in people?






Oh. Right. Cuz that's fucking boring!!!



#notsorry

[Mister Obvious]

As much as I think people are dumb and suck...

They never cease to fascinate me.

[Mister Obvious]

Gregory gets up REALLY early.

I wonder if he LIKES it though?

Or if he just feels like he HAS to??

[Mister Obvious]

Or if it's just habit now.

[Mister Obvious]

Besides, I have an Italian dude fetish...

AND a fetish for dudes with curly hair.

I don't know if Gregory's hair is legit curly...

But it definitely looks SORTA curly in that one video.

I dunno, I'm just into it. I'm into it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean he IS very handsome.

He's got really nice hands, and you guys know I have a hand/arm fetish.

I have to point out, he DOES have a widow's peak, which is also a fetish of mine.

God, I didn't realize he ticked so many boxes on my fetish list.

I mean... a widow's peak. That's a pretty big deal, you don't come across that every day.

Agh well... I will just try to let it go. I'll just try to stop being curious and just forget about it.

[Mister Obvious]

But I'll just say this...

If I was a dude and I had a widow's peak...

I'd probably be pretty in love with myself.

I would play up that widow's peak so hard.

Widow's peaks subconsciously make chicks all wet and sloppy.

For real, they may not consciously realize why they're so turned on by a dude...

But it's the widow's peak.