This fat naked old dude keeps riding his motorcycle past my house...

[Mister Obvious]

Last time he passed he had his equally fat but not equally naked wife on the back too...

Sigh.

There goes the neighborhood...

I think it's some people staying with their farmer relatives while the world is on lockdown.

[Guest]

Call the cops!

I mean the world will keep pumping a handcart straight to hell if we keep letting shit slide.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfaololololol.

So redneck.

Just so redneck.

[Guest]

I've never seen any rednecks riding around naked. Maybe shirtless, but not butt naked.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, he's so fat I can't tell if he's wearing really short shorts or what... everything just sorta hangs over. I'm sure he's wearing SOMETHING. But whatever it is, it's just so small that it's sort of... hiding under the fat.

I am not even trying to be mean right now, I am just describing the situation as it legitimately appears.

[Guest]

I was about to say...

Clothing may not be all that critical if you're very fat. I mean all of your naughty bits would be hidden in the folds.

I'm gonna go sit on the porch and drink some chai latte now.

Yes, I will feel slightly gay doing that.

Fortunately nobody will get close enough to see.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah yeah rub it in about your delicious chai tea latte!!!!!!

[Dark Dick]

Are you sure it's not Santa Claus and the Misses?

[Mister Obvious]

Dude oh my God.

OH. My God.

[Mister Obvious]

Dick.

Bro.

Yes.

[user316]

[redacted]

[Guest]

Yeah yeah rub it in about your delicious chai tea latte!!!!!!

I'd rather have Earl Grey.

Maybe we could do a swap.

[Mister Obvious]

Awwwweeee!!!!!!!!!!!