I think ballet is stupid...

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe it's just really archaic, or was born of something ill intended or perverse to begin with...

Reminds me of sick old practices like foot binding.

I think ballet is bullshit.

[Mister Obvious]

You guys know I love figure skating...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-16479.html

Sometimes they throw ballerina-esque kinda shit in there.

But apparently YouTube thought I might like to see some ballet, so it suggested a video which led me to another video, and ultimately I concluded that ballet is just weird, dumb, and most certainly should be a thing of the past.

[Mister Obvious]

Ballet dancers always complain about their fucked up feet because they "dance" in stupid fucked up unnatural ways that put too much demand on too small a point...

They act like they've got war wounds from fighting some kinda worthy battle, when actually they were just trying to put all their weight on their toenails.

There's a difference between walking on your tip toes, and doing what they do in ballet... no argument can be made that ballet dancing is at all natural.

Most of 'em are anorexic as fuck too...

Yikes man, I've never really peered into the world of ballet before but now that I have ever so briefly, I gotta say, that's enough for one lifetime.

[Mister Obvious]

I just hate the way it looks.

Was definitely sparked by some kinda fucked up fetish...

Figures that idiots would still be carrying on the tradition today...

Kinda like circumcision and all the other retarded God awful wrongs humanity perpetrates upon itself.

[Pink Tights God No]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding

It’s a grotesque practice only relatively recently abolished in China.

It’s put me off any kind of slavery, just like that.

Maybe Marco Polo invented Ballet. Not even interested to investigate this wrongness.

You’ve pinpointed once again at just a moment’s glance a core issue.

You nailed it.

Image verification: Jeaii (Gee Wizz) but it initially spell checked it to Jesuit.

Jeez... you it. 

I’m so sad, sick and worried. :-(:-(:-(

[user316]

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[Mister Obvious]

I’m so sad, sick and worried. :-(:-(:-(

Sweetie, no, why!?

[Mister Obvious]

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OMG thank you!!!!!

[Guest]

Sweetie, no, why!?

My ballerina girlfriends’ toes are hurting. They are so out of reach. I touch the screen. If they only knew what a great asset I could be. Since I am a master of big toe massage. There are so many ballerinas that I could assist.

[Mister Obvious]

There are so many ballerinas that I could assist.

I think you've found your damn calling...

At least for this season of your life.

You need to contact some of them and offer your services.

[Mister Obvious]

FUCK BALLET

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

2:06

UPDATE!!!!!!!!

FUCK BALLET!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Follow the ruler boys.

[Guest]

I guess Mona D is the Y chromosome of Drab Majesty...

[Guest]

I kinda envy Spurt Reynolds.

[ELFUNGNINO]

Naked Ballet is kind of kinky though.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't wanna see a rail thin ballerina naked TBH.

[Guest]

what would you do if you came home to find a grown man in a tutu and pink slippers and his hair all done pretty ?

and he had dinner ready for you but he talked like a fairy

[Guest]

What if you came home to this instead guest?

https://youtu.be/q0W1jmn3gGc