I think ballet is stupid...

[user316]

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[Mister Obvious]

Why is that on YouTube? LMAO. So they'll censor people off for telling the truth about some shit, but this friggen garbage gets to stay? Okay then.

[Mister Obvious]

The only critique I really have about her is that she's too thin for me though...

I like some meat on my bitches.

[Mister Obvious]

Not like fat or anything, just not rail thin.

[Mister Obvious]

SLIGHTLY chubby... not legit chubby or fat though.

[Mister Obvious]

We always use witchy Velma as an example of the type of chicks I like... https://images.sectual.com/_data/i/uploa...749-la.jpg

[Guest]

True. Plastic surgery is like a plague in Asia especially South Korea... the desire for the whitest skin possible hence a huge market for skin whitening products. As a general rule it is considered that pale skinned women throughout Asia are the prettiest/highest ranking. Most Chinese women can’t stand Indian men. The darker skinned Asian females rank lowest. The fetish for the whitest skin leads to the use of umbrellas in broad daylight, wide brimmed hats etc. If you look closely at Asian women’s dark hair (which I have) it has a reddish tinge to it. This led me to notice that naturally red-haired Caucasian females have that same pale, porcelain skin, which I love. But women of all colours, shapes and sizes are alluring. Each woman always contains a sweet spot unique to her that shines far and wide surpassing any other female in existence. Whether that be a smooth piece of hidden territory of a funny personality quirk it’s different for each one. It’s a shame though that the plastic faces and or excessive cakeup tend to inhibit the natural expression of their divine inner beauty. It’s the personality that reigns supreme after all the singing and dancing is over. What’s there to talk about with a woman who is all about her looks to the detriment of stimulating conversation. Sounds like a corny social repartee only goes so far in a forced somewhat restricted politically correct environment of never before seen characters enjoying the frivolities of an enchanting dinner party, but sometimes you lock eyes with someone special and huddle in a corner to exchange love faces and talk about things long past as if encased in a trance state unravelling memories reminiscent of ancient tales and stories of old. There’s nothing like a bit of shock therapy to go along with it. I haven’t even hugged a woman in yeeears and have developed a bauking reflex upon encounter with a women who wants to hug me, even my mother... she comes toward me arms stretched forward like a zombie magnetically drawn to me like a devouring dementor. Women need to cut that shit out. If a woman wants to hug me she better be prepared to go all the way because I stick like that.

*still smoking*

For entertainment purposes, curing boredom and becoming engaged in the moment.




Posting is tiring. I call this work. Pay me. This place needs a tip jar for donations embedded into the walls of these threads.

[Guest]

Trolls getting paid for comments with peer to peer contributions. That’s a huge untapped market to facilitate by any tech buffs out there.

[Guest]

We always use witchy Velma as an example of the type of chicks I like... https://images.sectual.com/_data/i/uploa...749-la.jpg

Mmmmmmm...

*licks lips*

[Mister Obvious]

I haven’t even hugged a woman in yeeears and have developed a bauking reflex upon encounter with a women who wants to hug me, even my mother...

I'll make you like it.

[Guest]

The Voice platform is heading in that direction as an alternative to Facebook.
https://voice.com/ Maybe I could meet a lot of ballerinas in there and incentivising them little by little to cease anorexizing themselves and stop the damage to their footseeez. Must stay on topic. It’s so not funny. :-(

[Guest]

I'll make you like it.

Really?

[Mister Obvious]

You know it.

[Guest]

I can’t find my favourite Asian dancing bitch at the moment but you reminded me of her because I noticed her eyes would play that ‘reverting to slits’ optical illusion at times plus she would stick her longish pointy tongue out on occasion. Anyway here is a plumper version of the Asian mannequin on heat for your assessment. And many more.



Where is the tip jar?

Mo, I can’t wait to teach you some moves. I think I’d make a great choreographer, I’ve been studying for years. But I have the feeling you would be most comfortable on my lap behind the camera auditioning girl groups for your latest music vid. Or possibly not. You may have your back turned on them, camera thrown to the floor, me engulfed in some kind of fiery sensation hard to describe. I guess I’ll know it when it arrives. I just love competition. I always want to win affections. It might not be true love but it’s truly invigorating nonetheless to come out on top. Usually there’s not much of a space between place getters and it’s often just a nose in front to claim the middle podium. Usually the answer is right before our eyes but we can’t see it. What did God place right before our eyes so that we can’t see it. Well of course it’s the windy path. Jesus said it himself “Straight is the gate and narrow is the way and few be they who find it.” What was he referring to? Didn’t he spend some lost years travelling in India? What did he learn there? Pranayama I suspect. The nasal passage is the windy path that connects the ganglionic invisible cords to our nether regions. I guess this is what he was talking about. And I’ve been investigating a well of information that you may find intriguing during your inquisition. I’m sure the scent of your womanhood will be entirely overpowering to the point of passing out faintly aware of s presence otherworldly and deliriously musky to say the least. Locking me in a sauna for days will definitely prepare me for some hot yoga practice. I’ll do it with ease. Ok your turn Rocky. :-) I know you’re a knockout. ;-D

[Mister Obvious]

Me and you do NOT have a compatible taste in chicks.

[Mister Obvious]

Hon, are you on drugs??

Just tell the truth.

[Mister Obvious]

It's okay, no one here will judge you.

[Guest]

Me and you do NOT have a compatible taste in chicks.

Just to be fair just because I uploaded that doesn’t mean it’s my taste. She was just an example. My taste fluctuates anyhow. Like I could post some Turkish belly dancers entertaining a banquet of guests but there’s more pressing things to do unlike pressing the iPhone keypad.

[Mister Obvious]

Get real man, there's almost nothing more important than Turkish bellydancers.

[Guest]

Well, well, well...