So I finally ordered a pizza and paid cash

[ELFUNGNINO]

They weren't accepting cash on delivery, no way im putting my CC on their dodgy website. It used to be good but some weirdo has messed it up. Then they finally started accepting cash again. I told them change of a 50, they brang me the change in a plastic container. If I open this container, im thinking I get ching bat virus.
But there is like 30 bucks in there. I need to use it wtf can I do?

[Mister Obvious]

Tie your underwear around your face and open the container up just enough to spray in it with Lysol then close it again and jostle it around. Then open it up and give it to me.

[ELFUNGNINO]

I aint got any lysol only bleach, and you can have it but bleach will fuck it its made of plastic.

[Mister Obvious]

Actually you know what, give me the pizza instead, I'm hungry AF.

[ELFUNGNINO]

I ate it sorry dude :(

[Mister Obvious]

It's okay cuz guess what?

I've got one in the oven.

[ELFUNGNINO]

Awww you got a bun in the oven? So cute :)

[Mister Obvious]

I gotchyer bun right here.

[ELFUNGONTOYOU]

I gotchyer bun right here.

It is not possible there can be such a pretty lady in the world who is so funny hahahaha its just not possible robot. But I love you anyway robot lady :)

[ELFUNGOILER]

I gotchyer bun right here.

Oil them buns babe hahahahaha
No seriously I watched Zanes video on the why I went to jail thing, it changed me a bit.
Guy is a good dude was long video started in light and ended up in dark. I cried.

[Mister Obvious]

Wasn't that video from like forever ago?

[Mister Obvious]

You need to keep up with the times, Fungbro, I hope you're subbed to all Zane's channels... support a motherfucker and hit that like button, slut!

[ELFUNGFUCKYOU]

I know the times homo, maybe I just wanna zone out sometimes, reality is boring at times.

[Mister Obvious]

Worrrrrrrrrd.

[ELFUNGRABBITHOLES]

This fuckin lock down, now me mate on FB has gone down the rabbit hole, she aint suited to rabbit holes holy fuckeration!

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Did you use your movie tokens from the adult book store?