They are here

[Arlene]

A short little man just snuxk up to my window on 2nd floor and shot a canister of fumes right into my room. It smelled like airplane fuel and i got super dizzy and happy. This dwarf looked kind of frightening aalmost like the gremlin and i only briefly looked at his face it made my heart almist stop. I think this is some type of operation directed at me for tgings i have done.

[Mister Obvious]

No, sweetie.

[somethingelseishere]

As if the acid wasn't enough, some people gotta go sniff glue AND
take whupps of nitrous for their jollies. Not bad for a Tuesday night.

Kudos.