The irony of naming your daughter Chastity in this day and age

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I heard all girls named Donna are slutty.

I've only dated one Donna, and that's not a large enough sampling to draw any conclusions.

Any of you Donnas out there wanna play hide the hotdog? In the name of science, of course.

[Guest]

Those Donnas must really get around if you have to wonder who she's banging on any given night.

[Guest]

Almost as bas as Crystal.

[Guest]

Almost as bas as Crystal.

I think Krystal Ball is lucky to have that name though.

[somethingelseishere]

Feminists complain about dressing girls in pink being sexist, but nobody ever stands up for those poor baby boys dressed in blue.

I don't get it, why doesn't everybody just wear all black?

*cranks this loud as FUCK*  \m/ \m/

[Guest]

But yeah, I see the long-term advantages of Team Jennifer now.

We need all of the Jennifers we can get.