I'm not gonna go into detail about how I know this...

[Mister Obvious]

But if one urinates repeatedly in certain parts of outdoor areas, eventually regular plants start growing there to MAMMOTH sizes.

[Dark Dick]

Yeah, the potassium nitrate helps the plants grow and they used to boil urine for the potassium nitrate to make gunpowder.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it REALLY works.

Some of the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

I've deduced that if you DON'T piss all over the garden, you're just an idiot.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like the plant kingdom rewards you harder than hard for pissing all over it.

[Dark Dick]

Another way humans and plants evolved to help each other.

[Mister Obvious]

So true.

You couldn't buy fertilizer better than that.

Nature is so amazing.

No wonder they don't want us shitting and pissing on our own land, it makes life too good!

[somethingelseishere]

Looks like the plant kingdom rewards you harder than hard for pissing all over it.

That's some for-real-ass Master/Slave shit right there, yo. *gimp mask*

[Dark Dick]

It has always been a closed cycle until these middle men/parasites showed up.

[Mister Obvious]

That's some for-real-ass Master/Slave shit right there, yo. *gimp mask*

I KNOWWWW BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

It has always been a closed cycle until these middle men/parasites showed up.

It's so sad and unnatural.

I feel the earth mourning over it sometimes...

It really beckons people to shit and piss on it, especially in these developed countries.

It misses the nutrients and furthermore, there's an imbalance.

It reminds me of many years ago when I used to take birth control pills, and one night I looked up at the moon and she goes, "Hey... I miss what we had." And I started crying and all this kinda shit, IMMEDIATELY went off the pills.

Menstrual cycle is the lunar cycle.

[Mister Obvious]

The moon pulls on your liquid and if you're doing something to chemically fuck up that process, it's just mournful.

[Master Oblivious]

I love to pee to help fertilize. I just feel better about peeing outside all together. I also know I'm giving
messages to the wildlife and critters. Not sure what my chemical messages are but I know that lots of
talking is done between felines and canines when they squirt some talk sauce on a tree or whatever. 


Fun guys always love bullshit too; you know you're on the the trail whenever you see a really green patch with
higher grass than the surrounding and it will probably be a mycologists wet dream. 

Peeing in the moonlight's the best..

[Guest]

so start filling up those jars for next year , dump it all in one of those rain barrels so you can hook a hose to the bottom and spray your pee everywhere ...that way maybe you avoid another trip to the mental ward , seriously if you saw your neighbor peeing on his garden every other day would you call the 911 maybe after a month of that ?

[ELFUNGNINO]

I thought the ammonia killed them? I pissed in this one spot for years all the weeds n grass died lol

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, like...

You gotta STOP pissing in the spot for a season and THEN it takes off.

If you just continually piss on one area, it will kill it...

But then if you cease the pissing on that spot, the next season MAMMOTH versions of regular plants will start growing there.

I'd post pics but I just...

Agh...

[Mister Obvious]

I can't believe I'm even admitting this.

I should really just stop.

Y'all forget you read this...

[ELFUNGNINO]

Dude, like...

You gotta STOP pissing in the spot for a season and THEN it takes off.

If you just continually piss on one area, it will kill it...

But then if you cease the pissing on that spot, the next season MAMMOTH versions of regular plants will start growing there.

I'd post pics but I just...

Agh...

Ok I agree with that makes sense because when you poison plants then stop poisoning them they grow back with a vengeance. I mean I was once the super green thumb weed grower 20 odd years ago I still have in my head how to grow super weed but just not interested in such things no more. Your point makes sense homie.

[ELFUNGNINO]

I can't believe I'm even admitting this.

I should really just stop.

Y'all forget you read this...

That's ok you can pee in the garden nothing wrong with that it saves water. Just don't be taking dumps lol or at least if you do dig a hole first hahahaha

[Mister Obvious]

Just don't be taking dumps lol or at least if you do dig a hole first hahahaha

Bahahahahaha.