Spiders are psychic...

[Mister Obvious]

I'ma just say that.

[Mister Obvious]

Though I do feel like I've said it before, and let's be real, I probably have.

[Mister Obvious]

"Spidey senses"...

[Mister Obvious]

But every time I witness it, it still amazes me.

[ELFUNGWORRIED]

But every time I witness it, it still amazes me.

You're being 10yo in the mind cunt.
What happened? Someone fuck with you?

[Master Oblivious]

"Spidey senses"...

Not going to lie. I tried acquiring them through consumption. Total respect though; I just wanted some of what it had. 
I imagine it "may" have been sad but ultimately was willing to to the greater good for just one individual. Sometimes
I'll just let them crawl around in my mouth until I release them. It's cool having them in me for a second. I absolutely adore
spiders. The black widow is super pretty...

(sometimes I do come on candy-striped legs)


go to sleep... (to wake up)

[Mister Obvious]

Are you saying you ATE a spider??

[Master Oblivious]

Are you saying you ATE a spider??

Yes.

[Master Oblivious]

Horseshoe crabs are very cool arachnids... blue blood and stuff..

[Mister Obvious]

That's some next level shaman stuff right there...

[Mister Obvious]

I actually sort of do the opposite...

I save their lives, and in return I get rep.

I don't do it FOR that reason, but it is a benefit of the method.

[Master Oblivious]

I actually sort of do the opposite...

I save their lives, and in return I get rep.

I don't do it FOR that reason, but it is a benefit of the method.

I always save spiders. I love 'em. Just because I ate one doesn't mean I didn't rescue it. It was meant to happen
or else it wouldn't have. '"""Spidey"""'  ((( sense )))  ain't exactly as awesome as you it "may" be... but it can come in handy.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I wasn't implying I thought you ate them every time, that's just retarded.

[Master Oblivious]

I literally said I ate the spider earlier. Learn to read...

[Mister Obvious]

What do you mean?

[Master Oblivious]

What do you mean?

omg. I'm so going to go peewees playhouse on your ass. seriously MO. 

[Mister Obvious]

omg. I'm so going to go peewees playhouse on your ass. seriously MO. 

I was hoping for something a little more physical and severe, but okay...

[Master Oblivious]

I was hoping for something a little more physical and severe, but okay...

too obvious to even restate; if you need keywords for seo; just tell me ...k?

[ELFUNGCRITTERS]

It would seem they are shit scared little critters, ive known some humans like that.