I have a t-shirt that says "MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE" air drying next to my desk...
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It's hanging next to my desk, I like to let a lot of my clothes air dry...

It's a yellow shirt, at the top it says "MACHO MAN" and then there's a big picture of him and at the bottom it says "RANDY SAVAGE"...

I saw it hanging there out of the corner of my eye, and thought it was a mirror.

I fucking shit you not.
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#2
I thought it was a fucking mirror and I was seeing my reflection.
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#3
Have had similar weird shit happen before interpreting mirrors...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-3472.html
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#4
hmmm...


You are THE weirdest chick the universe ever crafted. EVER. 

Probably a sign the end is near...
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#5
happyface 
I don't have a tshirt that says "Rowdy Roddy Piper". And im glad about that oh yeah im glad motherfucker! I brang my knife im so glad!
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(05-20-2020, 12:51 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I thought it was a fucking mirror and I was seeing my reflection.

Now that you mention it, I'd noticed the resemblance...

https://imgur.com/a/ZZSeNxx
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#7
Nodding Yes 
All sucking each others pretend cocks, E-beggars, grifters. Make nothing produce nothing.
And the only real motherfucker is me.
I can dig it.
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(05-20-2020, 09:19 AM)ELFUNGWTFISTHISSHIT Wrote: I don't have a tshirt that says "Rowdy Roddy Piper". And im glad about that oh yeah im glad motherfucker! I brang my knife im so glad!


"Junk Yard Dogs don't wear shirts." -Jake "The Snake" Roberts
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(05-20-2020, 01:31 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: "Junk Yard Dogs don't wear shirts." -Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Oh right then thanks for letting me in on such great knowledge LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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(05-20-2020, 01:34 PM)ELFUNGCRACKEDUP Wrote: Oh right then thanks for letting me in on such great knowledge LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


No problem dude. Just don't say stupid shit to The Empress. I'm saving my strangulation for someone special. Be cute, funny, crazy but 
please, that whole "crazy" routine on her... it's sad. 

Here, this will make you happy! Either that or a turkeybaster sized shot of haldol. Your choice dude. Don't you think she's pretty freaking
cool for approving your posts/replies? 

You should. 


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(05-20-2020, 04:13 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: No problem dude. Just don't say stupid shit to The Empress. I'm saving my strangulation for someone special. Be cute, funny, crazy but 
please, that whole "crazy" routine on her... it's sad. 

Here, this will make you happy! Either that or a turkeybaster sized shot of haldol. Your choice dude. Don't you think she's pretty freaking
cool for approving your posts/replies? 

You should. 





Ummmm... MO: Just cause I called you the Empress doesn't mean anything other than recognition. Totally not endearing. 

-The Emperor

remember that one time I told you about how I wished that one thing and that super really freaky shit happened? 

lol. lemme know when you need me to "think a thought" my friend...


The best...in my experience...friend... =)  Eyes On You
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#12
Rofl
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