A really good jokes...seriously...read it.
#1
Coffee 
I used to have to do it on the daily but lately, not so much. I have a very healthy libido but I'm not into it I guess. 


Sometimes nature takes it's course and after about 2-3 weeks; I have too. I'm celibate and not interested right now; 

I have other shit I need to take care of before I resolve my ape-n-penis situations. 

So. That's my frequencies. 


(This is obviously a post modeled after than one chicks poopoo thread)


Once or Twice or Thrice every 2-3 weeks. 


No; I don't care to know yours (unless you're a female-could be interesting); however I don't discourage it. 

This isn't a "pervy" thread. 

It's a little dry and "clinical" and of course, completely unnecessary...this thread. 


Everyone feeling a little closer to me in terms of my personal life? lol. Well, I was being honest. 

I was once a walking erection and glad I don't got the aids and stuff but at my VERY old age (thanks YO)
it takes more than a pretty face before I'm tripod-ing it.

I see pretty girls everyday, just a bunch of code except for those super rare anomalies. Then it's time to 
recon up.
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#2
33 Hz nanarub

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=33%20Hz
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#3
(05-20-2020, 10:58 AM)Devastatia Wrote: 33 Hz nanarub

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=33%20Hz


lol...interesting. I'm consulting the U.D. a lot these days; I didn't grow up on the net so I don't 

know the netisms. I guess that's why I might appear kinda crude; I don't follow "netiquette" which

I think is meh...

THIS WILL NEVER BE SHOUTING TO ME!
this will never be a whisper
t h i s  w i l l   n e v e r   b e   s p a c e d   o u t  m a n . . .
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#4
I think the urban myth of 33 Hz is just wishful thinking by audiophool simps yearning for a mythical instant panty remover.

As one commenter noted, the vibrations induced into the car seat by a 33 Hz tone are more likely to stimulate a girl than direct application of the audio signal.
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#5
(05-20-2020, 11:10 AM)Devastatia Wrote: I think the urban myth of 33 Hz is just wishful thinking by audiophool simps yearning for a mythical instant panty remover.

As one commenter noted, the vibrations induced into the car seat by a 33 Hz tone are more likely to stimulate a girl than direct application of the audio signal.


hmm. I'd rather produce a really nice "brown sound/note" frequency for my gf in the car.


Actually if it works...could help out MO with her poopies!

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#6
I ain't clicking that.

Um No
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#7
(05-20-2020, 11:18 AM)Devastatia Wrote: I ain't clicking that.

Um No


HA! I actually felt my insides feeling nice. It does feel like your guts are being shook and crap is settling into a pool ready for a massive flow but I HIGHLY doubt it 
would do that but it's not that crazy to think it couldn't possibly happen. 


Just like there are notes or sets of notes that can induce tears, fear, joy, etc.
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#8
My bowel was already set to unload. No point in tempting fate.

I found that a pair of bookshelf speakers with a bottom of 70 Hz (-6 dB at 60 Hz) or so can produce the pink tone nicely.
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#9
(05-20-2020, 11:38 AM)Devastatia Wrote: My bowel was already set to unload. No point in tempting fate.

I found that a pair of bookshelf speakers with a bottom of 70 Hz (-6 dB at 60 Hz) or so can produce the pink tone nicely.


Ha! I'm feeling that coffee induced politician making "squeeze" starting to come about myself.
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#10
Nice AV, Master!
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#11
(05-20-2020, 12:48 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Nice AV, Master!
Thanks MO! -MO
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#12
(05-20-2020, 12:56 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: Thanks MO! -MO


Um...someone changed my name without my permission but that's okay. 

Master suits me I guess. I get called that title on the daily.... not braggin' cause it's really not flattering

and I don't react mentally to being addressed that. 

I do know how to REALLY bait a hook though, so it's suiting despite my "frequency cycle" in that one thread...
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#13
Fungus will shit a brick when he sees it.
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#14
(05-20-2020, 12:58 PM)Master Oblivious Wrote: Master suits me I guess. I get called that title on the daily.... not braggin' cause it's really not flattering

As if it's the first time you've been called Master...
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#15
(05-20-2020, 01:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: As if it's the first time you've been called Master...


It's also a title my Grandma used to always put on the letters/cards she would send me. *cute moment* 

Not "Mister/Mr."
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#16
It goes well with your name.
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#17
(05-20-2020, 01:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: It goes well with your name.


I can admit it does actually look better. More brains=better product. 

Also, "Mister" is kinda aligning myself with your authority and we can't have that. 

Also it "may" denote some weird sort of "connection" and that's also forbidden. 


F R E E   A G E N T I S M

someone knows the truth...
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#18
Twice on a slow day
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#19
Twice in a month. Lmfao.

Except for when a certain somebody trips my trigger.
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#20
It must be regularly supplemented that with the actual act of (for me, man and woman) or things just start getting weird though
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