I think it's time to come clean about a few things...
#1
Heart 
I know this will be embarrassing for you, Annie... and I had hoped to spare you... but I feel like I'm living a double life by pretending I'm not your illegitimate half sister from an extramarital affair.

It's true, mes amis. One of Annie's parents worked at Area 51 back in the day, and had a casual fling with one of the Greys there. I'm the result of that unholy union. Yes, I'm a hybrid. That's why my eyes look this way.

I'm so sorry if this tarnishes your image, Annie, but I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#2
Devastatia, how could you do this to me??

You know what happened to me whilst driving through the Nevada desert a stone's throw away from Area 51...

You know that the government used reverse-engineered alien tech to abduct my Donald Trump lovechild directly from my womb.

How could you rehash this, only to tell me my life has been a lie? That my entire life lead up to that full circle moment that ripped away my Donald Trump lovechild and left my womb barren?

Like a slap in the face from whence I came.

Thanks, Devastatia. Thanks a lot. What am I supposed to do now?
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#3
Please don't be angry with me, Annie. We have to stick together. They want us to bicker and argue like this. They got what they wanted from both of us, and now they're done with us. They want to force us apart because they know our strength lies in our unity.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#4
What now??

At least with my barren, tumbleweed blowin', wasteland ladylair, there's no chance I will never have a daughter who grows up to know what it's like to get her Trump dynasty lovechild abducted right out of her FRICKEN DAMN WOMB.
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#5
Moon 
THANKS, AREA 51.
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#6
Mr. Rogers Flipoff
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#7
Listen, Annie.

There's something I've been keeping from you since we were little girls because I felt guilty and knew for sure you'd never forgive me if you knew.

I was there when they took your baby.

That technology they developed came from them studying my hybrid DNA.

I didn't want to cooperate, but I had no choice. I was being held against my will in a secure underground facility.

Not to go into too much detail because there's something else, even bigger...

I know where they're keeping your baby.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#8
Oh some real shit though, I don't care about the baby, lmao!
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#9
Banana
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#10
(Come on Devastatia, get with it... you should have said you ARE the baby and that there was timetravel and all kinds of crazy shit involved. I will let it slide though. Watch "Predestination"... required watching.)
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#12
You're not the least bit interested in hearing about the insane shit he's mixed up in? What a shitty mom!
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#13
He?!

Well you didn't say it was a boy!

Now I care!
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#14
No offense but I was gonna give it up for adoption if it was a girl anyways...
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#15
I don't know for a fact it's a boy. The little fucker was like 40% cyborg implants when I saw it last.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#16
Dude that kid is like 4 now...

Is it an ugly baby??

Cuz if so let's just forget the whole thing.
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#17
It has your eyes and Donald's hair. Including the comb-over.
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#18
Donald's hair!?

It's a cherubic little Donald...

*sheds a single tear*

I knew it would be a godchild.
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#19
(05-21-2020, 12:13 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Watch "Predestination"... required watching.

Anything else I need to shop for while I'm on the torrent sites?
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#20
No, honestly, that is one of my top 5 films of all time and I ain't gonna sully it with any other suggestions.
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