Ancient Aliens (2009) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Aliens

Season 6 - Episode 9 - "The Shamans"

I have never purposely watched Ancient Aliens, and I was scrolling through season 6 to see if any of the episodes appealed to me. This one really does, I'm sort of interested in shamans.

1:05 duuuuude, shamans are sooooo dope. I respect them a lot, and at the same time, they turn me on. I think it's just because of the association between shamans and Native Americans...

I love native men, they're so sexy.

2:40 sky gods?? Could it be...

ALIENS!?!?!??!?!?!

3:18 David Wilcock looks vegan.

7:00 18 Rabbit... wow. What a weird name. Never heard of that, ever. I figured I would learn new things watching this show... I'm pleased.

11:34, meh this feels a little phony.

14:30 I absolutely would love to have sex with a Native American man.

17:04 I kiiinda wanna fuck Giorgio Tsoukalos too though.

18:33 wow this is really fascinating. This Ronald Hutton guy is pretty hot too.

26:20 you know, I really think the "space spores" theory about the ayahuasca is sort of interesting. The idea that aliens launched something at the Earth which then grew into plant life, and then instructed the humans on how to combine the plants in order to reach their dimension? Seems like a stretch but I think it's a very charming theory.

30:10 trance dance, nice!

30:21 hey, he's doing the same dance I was doing earlier today!!! WTF?! I guess it must be innate!!!

30:23 this William Henry guy's pretty hot too. His hair looks curly. The lunatic fringe has all the sexiest dudes.

Well that was an informative and totally excellent episode in my opinion...

If the other episodes are like that, then I have to say odds are I will probably watch this show again.

[Mister Obvious]

17:04 I kiiinda wanna fuck Giorgio Tsoukalos too though.

Ew I can't believe I said that.

I thought I deleted that part before I posted this.

I looked into our compatibility and it's trash, lmfao.

Forget I said this...

[Mister Obvious]

I do love his hair though.

Not really curly enough but whatevs.

[Mister Obvious]

We are sorta alike though in that we both seem to want to be able to brush our hair straight up and have it stand there at attention and never fall flat again...

I can respect that.

[Mister Obvious]

That's why I love those lesbian haircuts...

You can do just that, stand it straight up.

I enjoyed doing that when my hair was much shorter.

But the maintenance on those hairstyles is way too much effort.

I can't/won't do the effort thingy...

So I keep it in a nice angular bob which I reshape every couple months or so.

Truth be told, I fucking despise (head) hair...

I think long hair is stupid, on everyone.

I think short hair looks great.

I think pixies are stupid though.

Sorry.

Just do.

Like, lol, even when I wore pixies I thought they were dumb as shit...

Just as transitional phase, that's the problem with cutting and dyeing and shaving and styling the hair.

Fuck all that noise.

I choose one hairstyle that I can achieve all by myself and never have to pay another motherfucker to touch my damn hair again...

I've only ever had like 2 stylists in my LIFE who ever did that shit right, EVER.

Like more than a decade apart too. Rare to find any who can actually do it.

So I am just saying...

Me and Giorgio are solid but nah, I don't really want to fuck him.

[Marmel]

Let's just be friends then.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, Giorgio...

I knew it.

I knew it was you!