Scott Reisch from the Crime Talk YouTube channel...

[Mister Obvious]

Now there's a hotass older dude I'd like to fuck...



https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmvdHLC...PPw/videos

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God...

And you guys know how I feel about lawyers, scum of the fucking earth.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't let him rattle my ovaries.

[Mister Obvious]

He makes videos on those trashy crime stories people love watching on YouTube...

It's a niche, not really sure what to call it, just "True Crime" I guess.

Kinda like that Stephanie Harlowe chick we were discussing sometime ago...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9570.html

I don't watch this banal dogshit content, just randomly heard about this guy's channel.

He's fine as fuck but you gotta watch him talking, the thumbnails don't do him any justice...

(Pun sort of intended.)

[Mister Obvious]

He's old enough to be my dad...



*loud unintelligible moaning*

[Mister Obvious]

Does that make me want him even more??

Kiiinda.

[Mister Obvious]

Is that perverted??

Kiiinda.

[Mister Obvious]

Do I need to be punished to the fullest extent of the long arm of Scott's personal law??

Kiiinda.

[Mister Obvious]

Leeerrrrl.

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahahaha.

The lawyer jokes...

LMFAO. Ahahahaha.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm sure he's hardcore married...

But I bet you it's time for a wife upgrade though.

Hey, Scottie Too Hottie...

If you're ever in the market for a new one, hit me up baby...

I'm a girl, don't let the name put you off.

This is a roleplaying site sweetie...

I'm a sexed up, lusty sysop waiting for a hot sugar daddy like you to put me in my place.

I've been saving myself for somebody special like you...

I haven't had sex in over 2 years, I'm practically a virgin again.

Come to MOmmy.

[Mister Obvious]

Unlike my other YouTube commentary threads, don't expect this one to ever get bumped...

I will never watch this dude's videos, not because he isn't totally sexy and doesn't totally make me wanna bang...

It's just not my cup of tea, I couldn't give a fuck less about the true crime genre.

[Mister Obvious]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/scottreischcom

Over 100K subscribers, that is quite a substantial amount of subs.

Quite a large audience.

I'm sure plenty of other ladies have creamed their panties over Scott too.

Maybe they can come here and we can form a support group...

We'll be Scott's online harem of sex starved women.

[Mister Obvious]

Sex crazed total fucking morons who just can't get enough of Scott's docket.

Okay I'm done.

Case closed.

Lmfao.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey listen, if you're gonna have a fuckin' YouTube channel (with 100K subs no less), it doesn't matter who the hell you are, big important special businessman or not...

It's fair grounds for anybody to get on the horn(y) and blast the online airwaves about how sexually desirable you are.

It is what it is.

Don't like it? Don't be sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

Guy's got damn near 20 million views.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm just saying...

If you think I'm the only one mildly aroused right now, you better wake the fuck up and smell the covfefe.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm, interesting.

I was just browsing his video selection and this one caught my eye because it sounds like he might be a freethinker.

I knew I liked that guy!

WTF, is that a magic 8 ball on the shelf?

ROFL get in my body, Scott. Just get in it now.

[Mister Obvious]

22:48...

As somebody from Kentucky, yes, you did pronounce it correctly...



I dunno, I meeean...

I feel like me and Scott are kinda vibin' here.

I feel it. I feel the vibin' taking place here.

I do.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.avvo.com/attorneys/80234-co-...15570.html

Whoa, according to the bio on this page, he's a FUCKING SKY CAPTAIN TOO!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You guys know how I feel about sky captains...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-3928.html