Wild West Outlaws: Historical Superstars Of American Culture

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LOL, wow! A wise website who never unbanned Australia...

*tips hat*

Now I can't even get an MRI, FUCK YOU!
Your fuckin hat will get shot off ya nutta!

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We're all currently living historical figures.

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Anyone ever eaten skunk meat??

I bet it's not that bad.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyatt_Earp

He went to ALL the iconic outlaw west cities...

Deadwood, Tombstone, Dodge City...

Wow.

The US has some of the coolest sexiest history and culture.

Dude...

https://imgur.com/a/aGIXHou

Wyatt Earp was CRAZY fucking hot.

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WICKED fuckin' sexy.

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He's no Jesse James, but still fine as fuck.

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Annie Oakley on actual video, wow, I never would have figured on seeing this.

She's definitely remarkable, her movements are very feminine and sexy.

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Those were the days!

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23:16...

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It just makes me wonder...

What are some of the things we're doing right now that people in the future will look back on and think "Wow, how did they ever live that way?"

The tech that we use will probably be as primitive as a camera from the 1800s would seem to us today.

But to us, right now, the shit is great.

The cycles and seasons are so apparent to me from watching all this material about history/the wild west tonight.

It just goes around and around and around...

The methods of doing things changes, the laws and legalities change, tech changes...

But it all repeats itself over the course of time, and at the core of it, things really are always the same.

There's no reason to get caught up in any of the bullshit trappings of current events or society...

The most important thing is to realize that we are living history in the making, and unless you make it very clear that you were here, nobody is gonna know.

They're gonna have to make up stories about you from the 5 surviving photographs and somebody's grandmother's grandmother whose childhood friend overheard stories about you from a drunk uncle.

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And if you think your familial legacy is gonna carry on your memory, get real.

I just learned my great grandpa's name last week.

It's nobody "fault" per se, it's just THE WAY THINGS GO.

If you wanna be forgotten then don't speak... don't write, don't take photos, don't create or share anything.

If you wanna be remembered, don't depend on your kids or their kids, or anyone else you know.

This is in each and every person's own hands.

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Dude, IT'S FUCKING CUSTER.

https://imgur.com/a/Z9TUMlP

LOOK at those PICTURES.

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Unbelievable.

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https://imgur.com/a/pQ22wYc

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Apparently Custer wrote a lot...

https://www.amazon.com/Life-Plains-Illus...B011VSQTB8

He's a lot like me...

The Dangerous Type.

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"The Assassination of Jesse James By That FUCKING COWARD Robert Ford" (2007) - Review & Commentary

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

0:59 [gentle, melancholy theme playing] BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUUUUCCCCKKKK, I made the right decision on how to spend this fine Saturday evening.

1:15 apparently this is supposed to be one of the more historically accurate depictions of Jesse James' (late) life.

It sure doesn't hurt that he's being portrayed by Brad Pitt's sexy ass, I gotta say. Great casting choice. I don't think most people realize what a great actor Brad Pitt really is.

2:30 wow, these opening words are really beautiful.

2:40 "Rooms seemed hotter when he was in them" bahahaha, I BET THEY FUCKING DIIIDDDDDdd.

4:10 man I CANNOT STAND Casey Affleck. He ALWAYS plays a creepster, AT BEST. He's been in some of the worst, most morally repulsive movies of all time. Figures they'd choose his hateworthy ass to play the coward piece of shit who killed Jesse James!!! I know he's just an actor but damn, I would have chosen better roles... seriously.

10:38 "She gave me a kind price too." Lol.

18:50 maybe if you pull that mask down and get naked!????1

22:30 "Get down on your knees." OooOoOooo Jesse, you don't have to ask me twice baby!!!

22:52 that's exactly what I'd say to him too!? Damn, this movie really is accurate!?

At least Robert was decently cute...

https://imgur.com/a/UFJbACf

Would have sucked to get killed by an ugly!

30:20 is this snakehandlin' part true?! God what a man... *heart eyes*

Interesting: https://www.rogerdeakins.com/lighting-2/...ding-scene

33:08 they're low key making me feel bad for Bob, I ain't gonna shit ya.

34:15 this is kiiiiiinda gay, but at least they're hot?!

34:35 hell, even I wanna be you, sexy sumbitch!!!

42:00 he sounds about as paranoid as me!?

42:38 he was probably psychic. Like me.

43:00 I think the documentary narration style of this movie is preferable and well done.

43:25 it's interesting they were around Russellville in Kentucky... these are places I've been to as a native Kentuckian.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/55982

https://kyhistory.pastperfectonline.com/...8408503300

I wonder how close Jesse James ever got to where I am now and where I grew up... it makes me so excited. Looking at some of the places he was known to be, it seems likely that he passed directly through my neck of the woods. I may masturbate to this later.

44:15 lol this scene is awkward as hell!

45:15 ooo, she's about to get a hot piece of dick injected into her sad life!!!

48:08 uh, I think I'd rather do it directly outside rather than in the shithouse, but I guess in those days you took your thrills where you could get 'em.

50:40 damn that shit looks dismal as fuck, living back in those days. What else was there to do other than be a troublemakin' asshole?!

54:29 Brad Pitt is definitely one of the most beautiful men who has ever graced the screen though. Right up there with Yul Brynner I reckon.

54:48 [slow, ominous theme plays] rofl.

55:15 he looks like he could use a fuckin' ride into town, even if it IS the last thing he ever does.

56:20 this movie really does seem to suggest on a lot of levels that Jesse James tempted fate quite a bit, maybe even had a death wish somewhere deep inside. Again though, who knows how accurate it really is.

57:20 wasn't Jesse James kiiind of a serial killer though? It's said he killed at least 17 people... I mean, at a certain point it's more than just wild west rowdiness and self-defense.

57:36 [slow, somber theme plays]

1:05:30 I don't get it, what's the story between these guys? Lol.

1:07:08 OOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO SHIIIITTTTTTT.

1:08:30 whoa man, this scene is WILD. WILLLLDDDDD.

1:17:05 nobody could have nailed this creepster role better than Casey Affleck though, that much is true.

1:26:45 *cough*SERIAL KILLER*cough*

Feller seems to have a wee bit of a killin' problem so far as I can tell.

1:40:00 so they full on Judas'd Jesse James... I see how it is.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2007/nov/30/3

That article summarizes the situation in a very interesting way... essentially saying that Jesse James ultimately knew Robert was gonna kill him and he basically let him do so in a covert and tactical way. Honestly, it seems like Robert was Jesse's bitchboy pawn til the very end.

1:46:50 you know what... everybody makes it sound like Jesse was "paranoid" toward the end of his life, but can we just give a little fucking credit where it's due?? HE WAS RIGHT. THEY REALLY WERE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM. Period. Point blank. Bottom line. The man was right.

1:57:35 so did Jesse really give him the very gun that Bob shot him with?? None of the info I can find backs up that claim.

2:00:00 dude THIS SHIT CANNNOTTTT BE TRUE. What the actual FUCK!? I mean... WHAT. What IS this?!?!? There's no way. How would they even know this unless Bob admitted to this shit!? HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO THIS SHIT!!! NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO THIS!!!

2:11:20 I mean... either history and its details are just recounted all wrong, or Jesse James knew he was about to get killed. For real. What other explanation is there? He turned his back on them. He was dusting a fucking picture. Like. Come on. COME ON.

2:13:10 "Oh you DID NOT just kill my fineass husband?!" I tell you what, I'd be mad not to get any more of that dick.

2:19:30 Charley was a drug addict who totally lost his mind and ultimately killed himself.

2:31:49 "No one would ever pay $.25 to stand in the rooms he grew up in." Daaayum.

That was a great movie.

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"Westworld" (1973) - Review & Commentary

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.



Yul Brynner as a killer cowboy android gone rogue? Sign me up to watch that shit!

1:10 clearly they're making a statement about the dangers of future technological progress and the morality of abusing/killing lifelike robots... so already I can tell this movie is like 150 years ahead of its time.

2:00 this whole introductory segment is making a statement about the dangers of humanity being caught up in what is essentially now known as virtual reality.

5:00 they're making people of the future sound like a bunch of pussies.

13:12 look how sexy they are in that cowboy garb... ANY man could get laid dressed as a cowboy.

They can't really just do ANYTHING they want... how can they tell who is a robot and who isn't??

14:30 lol, they just addressed my question. I meeean... it kinda DOES matter, but okay. *side eye*

14:50 man this is a fucking BRILLIANT plot. I know this movie's only ~50 years old, but it seems VERY prophetic. EERILY prophetic, actually.

15:33 damn, look at that fucking terrifying 'neither here nor there' kinda stare Yul Brynner is serving here. I'm shook. He's scary as hell. Is he supposed to be that scary?? Like... HELLA intimidating, lol.

19:30 I gotta say... this movie is ODDLY fascinating.

23:03 is it just me or does she not look AT ALL happy?? The other chick/robot looked way more excited and fun.

23:50 lol, I like this guy.

25:10 oh man this is fucking creepy. What is the plot twist here? I mean I know Yul Brynner bot goes rogue, but ALL of them are creeping me the fuck out.

27:00 reminds me of that legendary episode of the Twilight Zone, "A Matter of Minutes"... https://www.sectual.com/thread-2481.html

32:18 "In some cases, they've been designed by other computers," wow. That's some advanced, next level shit. This is the kind of shit they're talking about today with AI.

42:02 "We have programmed infidelity into the Queen," roflmfaolol.

46:40 RIGHT HERE was where they should have shut down the entire fucking operation. I'ma just say that.

48:45 "Everything's fine!" Roflmfaololol, okay this movie is funny.

58:40 shit just went hardcore south. There's only like 30 minutes left in this movie. So far it's been totally excellent. I'm glad I've never seen it before now.

1:00:30 lol this turned into a horror movie FAST.

1:09:15 I was about to say, how the fuck does the plotline account for having all this land?? Lol.

1:11:00 why didn't he just keep on riding the horse??? They've gotta be able to get out of the whole entire 'resort' somehow.

1:18:15 the battery powered gun... again, the futuristic vision of this movie is totally chilling. There's something unsettling about it.

1:21:24 it's unbelievably eerie.

1:23:10 I'm getting "Night of the Living Dead" vibes... is another survivor gonna kill him? Or another robot?

1:25:15 dude I bet kids who saw this had nightmares about that shit.

1:25:51 this guy looks OVER ITTTT.

1:27:00 how the fuck was that the end of the movie?? Seriously? Well it was equal parts good and equal parts totally unsettling.

I've never seen a movie quite like that before.

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