Witches are satans puppets
#1
Book 
I got to thinking today how isnt it a huge coincidence that all the black death and plagues suddenly came to an end once the church started acting and carrying out Gods prescribed punishments :

Exodus 22:18
King James Version


Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


Kramer wrote the book on modern witches 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum


[*]a pact entered into with the Devil (and concomitant apostasy from Christianity)

[*]Sexual relations with the Devil,

[*]Aerial flight for the purpose of attending;

[*]An assembly presided over by Satan himself (at which initiates entered into the pact, and incest and promiscuous sex were engaged in by the attendees),

[*]The practice of maleficent magic,

[*]The slaughter of babies

[*]Tarot cards
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#2
Alright OP, fess up...

Which witch are you salty over for refusing to have sex with you?
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#3
Them witches have standards as high as a broomstick on Samhain...

nod
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#4
If a witch turns you down, it probably means you're at least above average...

Otherwise she would have turned you into a toad instead.
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#5
I just dunno why you feel like you gotta stir the pot.
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#6
K, I'm done. Me and my familiar are outta here.

byefelicia
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#7
"I think I'm gonna go down to Madame X and let her read my mind."

(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#8
My favorite...

" Black as night
Black as pitch
 Blacker than the foulest Witch "
-Jehanne la Pucelle-
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#9
"Black as night
Black as pitch
Hotter than the palest witch"

Whoops, my gothlust peeking through.
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