Apparently Twitter is run by a disheveled homeless guy...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Well. If you were looking for a sign that beards are over, there are two.

[Mister Obvious]

fkn lol

[user328]

Ted looks distinguished with his beard.

@jack is a pinko commie douche who needs to die in a fire.

[user328]

Being a billionaire and not practicing basic hygiene is the most cringey hipster-douche faggotry I've ever seen.

[user328]

He doesn't even have being a crackhead for an excuse like Hunter Biden has.

[Mister Obvious]

Being a billionaire and not practicing basic hygiene is the most cringey hipster-douche faggotry I've ever seen.

A lot of mega rich people look like poor folks.

For real.

Steve Jobs wore the same thing every single day.

Of course he had multiple pairs of the pants and shirts.

But it's some kinda weird thing with these people...

Which is why it confounds me that I'm not at least a multi-millionaire, I mean I've got that shit down pat.

But Jack?? He took it way over the line...

The guy does not look well. It looks like he's not handling life very well.

[Mister Obvious]

He looks terrible, and in way over his head.

[Mister Obvious]

How did he even get in this position??

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently hitting the wall ain't just for women...

https://imgur.com/gallery/CjbiosR

Looks like he's been through some negatory shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Who does he think he is?

Cat Stevens?

[Mister Obvious]

I think the nose piercing alone is a good indicator that he's having some kinda identity crisis.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd feel bad for the dude, except I don't.

[user328]

A lot of mega rich people look like poor folks.

Yeah, that's pretty typical. The average dude next door is more likely to be wealthy than the guy who flashes his (borrowed) cash around.

[user328]

How did he even get in this position??

He made a website that happened to get extremely popular.

[user328]

Apparently hitting the wall ain't just for women...

https://imgur.com/gallery/CjbiosR

Looks like he's been through some negatory shit.

Looks like drink and drugs. And possibly the stress of being pushed into a corner by the cancel culture mob.

Being a billionaire kinda insulates him from the wall though, as that's what most women want.

[user328]

Honestly, if I made a website that got that big, I'd sell that fucker off and move on to the next thing.

I'd much rather be working on a new project than babysitting an old one.

[user328]

It wouldn't be my "baby." I'm well beyond the stage of being emotionally attached to my code. It would be just another successful project completed.

Modest websites like Interstellar feel more like "home" than any massive platform.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter

It says he and three other dudes invented Twitter.

I don't think much of it can be chalked up to him.

That's kinda like saying Mark Fuckerberg invented Facebook, when really he's just the frontman and it's been CIA owned since day one.